CASSIES NUDE PICS AND TIPS ON HOW TO TAKE A NUDE PIC

(CASSIE NAKED PIC)

Okay we've all been guilty of doing it, Standing in the bathroom mirror, barely dressed, naked trying to take that perfect picture that our girlfriend asked us for. I am the master of the Playboy BATHROOM PHOTOSHOOT. So here are my tips to help you get the perfect sexy pic,

TIPS

1. Know your body type. If you are one of the thicker girls then a full body shot may not be your friend.  Thicker girls need to keep the camera at boob and face shot. MAKE SURE YOU TAKE THE PICTURE WITH CAMERA LENSE FACING YOU AND LET THE MIRROR BE YOUR EYE!  LOTS LOTS LOTS AND LOTS OF CLEVAGE.
2. If you are of medium body type like size 5-7 take a side ways pic. Make sure your back is arched and your stomach is sucked in. This will give your body the illusion of having curves.
3. No shirt and Jeans Picture. This picture has been proven to be the sexiest picture in camera phone history. There are several ways you can do this pic. If you are a bigger girl you can do it with your back facing the bathroom mirror, your hair down and no shirt. This shows off the arch in your back and your ass. Alot of girls find the back really sexy. For the Medium girls you can face the mirror straight on, with low cut jeans so the don't hug your tummy and make it look wrinkly, suck your tummy in cover your boobs with one hand and take the picture with the other.
4. One of my favorite is the belt over the chest and the hand covering the coochie pic. This is the sexiest picture I ever took. Find a big enough belt that can fit around your entire chest. The belt will cover your nipples and give you clevage. Place your other hand over your vagina and snap the pic,
5. For the thicker girls you can always do the long hair over the nipple pick, with super glossy lips.
6. Last but not least you can do what Cassie did in the above pic, set the digital camera timer, lay in the bed, spred your legs and hope for the best.

-good luck

LADY GAGA CHICK WIT DICK, OR LESBIAN WHO LICKS??

(LADY GAGA GRABBING A MIDNIGHT SNACK)

(A PICK OF HER DICK)

Wow so much stuff is circling about the poker face singer Lady Gaga.

I don't know if she's had a dick or not but the fact that she is not afraid of pussy is very apparent.

I think she is a lesbian because to be that over the top and fab you have to have the gay gene.

-lmao

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LINDSAY LOHAN HAD A GIRLFRIEND BEFORE SAM???

(LINDSAY AND COURTENAY)

TILA AND COURTENAY

OKAY WHEN I FIRST BLOGGED ABOUT COURTENAY IT WAS BECAUSE SHE WAS DATING TILA TEQUILA, WELL NEW INFORMATIONS HAS SURFACED SUGGESTING THAT SHE MAY HAVE BEEN LINDSAY LOHANS FIRST GIRL ON GIRL EXPERIENCE.

*SIDE NOTE COURTENAY FATHER IS THE FORMER CEO OF GOOGLE*

DAMN TILA TEQUILA WAS DUMPED!!!!!!!

But its ALL GOOD BECAUSE SHE GOT A NEW BOO!

KRISTY MORGAN DUMPED TILA TEQUILA A MONTH AFTER THE SHOW AIRED. Courtenay Semel WHO WATCHED THE SHOW WANTED TO MEET TEQUILA. COURTENAY WHO IS A SELF DESCRIBED SOCIALITE SAYS SHE IS REALLY HAPPY WITH HER.

I THINK THEIR RELATIONSHIP WILL MAKE IT THROUGH THE LONG RUN, WELL AT LEAST UNTIL TILA WANTS SOME DICK!!!

AMERICA NEXT TOP MODEL KIM STOLZ...IS A SELLOUT???

FIRST OF ALL WHO DA HELL IS DIS, AND WHERE DA HELL IS CUTE TOMBOY KIM FROM AMERICA'S NEXT TOP MODEL??????

WELL SUPPOSEDLY THIS IS HER, AND NOW SHE WORKS FOR MTV!!! SO I GUESS THEY TOLD HER IF YOU WANT A CHECK PUT ON A DRESS?

WOULD YOU SELL YOURSELF OUT FOR MONEY???

HOW TO SUCK A STRAP-ON!! DON'T GET SHY NOW!!!

Many lesbians always ask the question; If I buy a strap on whats in it for me? Hell whats in it for any of us? A strap on is the best avenue to showcase what I like to call lesbian theater. Our best sex organ is not in between our legs, Our biggest sex organ is between our ears. Our brain controls our desires, our thrills, and our anticipation for something better.

I know for some studs this may be weird to see your girls head bob up and down on your dick. You just have to relax and enjoy seeing her head bob up and down on your strap.

TIPS FOR SUCKING A GIRLS DICK

1.Use a realistic cock. Blowjobs are no time to surprise your sweetie with one of those lavender dolphin dildos from the eighties, cute though they are. For decent dick-sucking you need a sexy number with a clearly defined shaft and head, and veins and balls if possible. Some dildo recommendations: Johnny, Leo, Ultraskin.

2.When you strap on the dick, take a few moments of private time to really connect with it. Touch, it rub it, if you're packing enjoy the feel of it pressing against your pants. Make sure that the base of the cock is right where it feels the most solid connection to your body.

3.Think psychic dick. Although it's not a flesh-and-blood penis, your mind can have a hard-on that's as raging as anyone's. The dildo is the physical expression of a psychic reality, and that dick can feel fantastic, rubber or not.

4.Do it somewhere nasty. Something about cocksucking calls for dark alleys, bathroom stalls, and parked cars. Let the staging add to the sexiness.

5.Put on a good visual show. When you're sucking, remember that your playmate is getting off largely on imagination and the look of your hands, mouth, tongue and head. So make sure there are good sight lines and keep your actions visible.

6.Use your hand to push the base of the dick into your lover's cunt. The most physical sensation for the receiver is going to come from that one point of contact, so make it work. Rhythmically thrusting with your hand along the shaft into the base while working the head in and out of your mouth gives both a visual and a physical thrill. Another good reason to hang on to the base of the dildo is to control the depth of the thrusts.

7.If you can deep throat, do it. No matter what anyone's gender, that is always impressive and exciting.

8.Treat the dildo like a real penis--focus on the things that feel good to flesh and blood cocks: stroke the vein along the bottom, tongue the slit, gently tickle the balls.

9.Add condoms. If you like using condoms to keep the dildo clean, perhaps because it might go from mouth to cunt, to ass, and back again, it's a great opportunity to show off that safe sex 101 trick in which you roll the condom on with your mouth. Practice first. Try an unlubed condom like the Ria (now Trustex) or a flavored condom like the Kiss of Mint.

10.Feel the buzz. If you want more genital stimulation than the psychic thrill or the base of the dildo pushing into your vulva can provide, consider tucking a small bullet-shaped vibrator between your harness and your clit. One harness, the Buzz Me Tender, has a built in pouch for just this purpose.

11.Options. Some girls won't mind if you slip some fingers in her pussy while you're blowing her. Others might find that upsets their psychic gender-bending state. So check in. A finger in the ass however, is a perfect complement to any blow job.

 
-HAVE FUN

THE L WORD REALITY SHOW CAN'T FIND THE RIGHT LESBIANS.... YOU SHOULD APPLY!

THE L WORDS GENIUS CREATOR ILENE CHAIKEN AND REALITY SHOW PRODUCERS MAGIC ELVES ARE LOOKING FOR A NEW SET OF HOT LESBIANS FOR THE L WORD REALITY SHOW!!!! 

CASTINGS HAVE NOT BEEN GOING SO WELL, CUZ NOTHING BUT TIRED ASS DRY MOUTH FISHES HAVE BEEN COMING OUT. THE SHOW HAS ALREADY BEEN GREENLIGHTED SO NOW THEY JUST NEED SOME FLY ASS BITCHES.

WANNA BE COME A REALITY STAR WITHOUT HAVING TO SACRAFICE WHO YOU ARE BY KISSING A BOY, OLD SKOOL RAPPER, OR ONE HIT WONDER R AND B SINGER.

SEND YOUR STORY TO CASTING@MAGICALELVES.COM

-GOOD LUCK BABIES

$140,000 AND ALL A GIRL GIVES YOU IS A KISS.......HELL NAW

WELL I GUESS THATS OKAY IF THE GIRL IS A MOVIE STAR BY THE NAME OF CHARLIZE THERON! CHARLIZE THERON AUCTIONED OFF A KISS TO THE HIGHEST BIDDER AT A CHARITY AUCTION. WHEN THE BIDDER ENDED UP BEING A WOMAN CHARLIZE THERON DIDN'T HESISTATE ONE BIT,

*I WONDER WILL KIMORA HAVE AN AUCTION LIKE THAT*

SCHOLASTIC BOOK FAIR BANS CHILDREN BOOK FOR HOMO PLOTLINE

LUV YOU BUNCHES IS A BOOK ABOUT A GROUP OF GIRLS WHO HAVE NOTHING IN COMMON EXCEPT THEY ARE ALL NAMED AFTER FLOWERS. ONE OF THE GIRLS IN THE BOOK HAS 2 MOMS.  THIS SMALL DETAIL WAS ENOUGHT TO GET THE BOOK BANNED FROM SCHOOL BOOK FAIRS, BUT AFTER A 4000 SIGNATURE PETITION WAS SENT TO THE SCHOLASTICS COMPANY THEY DECIDED TO RELEASE THE BAN AND PRESEN THE BOOK AT ITS BOOK FAIRS.

I'M GLAD THIS BOOK MADE IT TO THE BOOK FAIR BECAUSE ALL THOSE DAMN FAIRY TALES WILL NOT PREPARE THESE KIDS FOR THE REAL WORLD. LESBIANS EXIST IN THE REAL WORLD.

FORMER VICE PRESIDENT Cheney's Lesbian Daughter Betrays the Gays!

(Pictured above Mary Cheney and Life Partner/Baby Mama,Poe)

THE GAYS ARE PISSED. OUTRIGHT AND CLEAR  AS DAY LESBIAN MARY CHENEY  HAS BEEN WORKING SO HARD FOR PEOPLE WHO ARE AGAINST GAY MARRIAGE. I'M NOT JUST TALKING A FEW PHONE CALLS OR PASSING OUT FLYERS. MARY CHENEY HAS ACTUALLY HELP TO FINANCE A CAMPAIGN FOR A POLITICIAN WHO IS FOR BANNING GAY MARRIAGE. HOW DO YOU SUPPORT SOMEONE WHOS TOTALLY AGAINST YOU AND YOUR WAY OF LIFE!

MARY AND HER PARTNER ARE EXPECTING THEIR SECOND CHILD NOW, WHICH THE IRONY IS HER PARTNER MAY NOT BE ABLE TO ADOPT THE CHILD BECAUSE OF THE BANS ON GAY COUPLES ADOPTING!

KANYE NEED TO INTERRUPT AMBER ROSE AND NICKI MINAJ INSTEAD OF TAYLOR SWIFT

Okay guys here is the scoop on 2 of the Sexiest Bitches Ever that might be Sexin one another.

So accoring to a reliable source Nikki Minaj and Amber Rose were seeing walking backstage holding hands and giggling at a Jeezy performance. Someone was overheard saying ooh thats Nikki Minaj , who is that with her? Kanye's girl Amber Rose then the two disappeared down the hall.

All this happened of course after Amber tweeted on her twitter:

“YOOOO!!!!! @nickiminaj is f-ckin stunning in person I couldn’t stop staring at her!!!! I would sooooo DO her. F-ck it I can’t even lie!!!!"

Nikki tweeted back:

“U look like a barbie doll str8 out da boxxx. I gotta make up a brand new term 4 u…,”

It don't take a blind man to see that these two got more than a working relationship.

One point for us Zero points for the straighties!

THE GIRL BEHIND THE BLOG!!!!!

( A PICTURE OF PRINCESS WYNTER ON HER LAPTOP TAKEN BY HER WEBCAM)

First of all I would like to say thank you so much for visiting my blog and helping it to be the success it has become. Your visits and comments mean tthe world to me.

I am Wynter Robinson aka Princess Wynter. I am you average socialite type girl. I love to party, I have celebrity friends, I love dressing up, I am very cocky bold and in your face, I was raised by my father to enjoy and want the finer things in life. My ultimate goal in life is to become a super successful celebrity publicist. I love charity, I love giving back. I feel like I have been blessed with so much why not help the less fortunate. I think all blessed people should.

I started blogging because I feel like main stream media shys away from stories that are LGBT related so I am working to bring alot of them to the forfront. I eventually want to start my own Glamour, Cosmopolitan type magazine geared toward lesbian women.

I promise to bring you the stories if you promise to keep reading.

-thank you so much

*Princess Wynter*

THE OFFICIAL PARIS HILTON LESBIAN PHOTO

OKAY I KNOW ALOT OF PEOPLE JUST TALKED ABOUT PARIS BEING A LESBIAN BUT NO ONE SHOWED THE HARDCORE PROOF. WELL IM BRINGING YOU PARIS'S LESBIANS PICS.

THE GIRL PICTURED IN THE PICS WITH THE HEIRESS IS EGLANTINA ZING VENZELUAN MTV STAR.

OF COURSE PARIS SAID THEY WERE JUST LARKING AROUND, BUT AN INSIDE SOURCE SAYS PARIS COULD NOT KEEP HER HANDS OFF THE MODEL!

I am so happy because I love Parish Hilton to Death, now if i could just find out if Kimora is gay or not.......lmao.

DA BRAT "SO OBSESSED" WITH Mariah Carey!!???

Okay Maybe thats not fair to Da Brat, they are Obsessed with each other. For a few years now they have been photographed together leaving intimate restraunts, parties and hotels.  Which will definately explain Mariah's weird ass marriage to Nick Cannon. (He's her coverup)  Why didn't anyone catch on to this? No one caught on because Da Brat has been out of the spotlight for a while, which really doesn't make sense for them to be friends. When questioned about their relationship, they always say they are just friends. But, why would MARIAH CAREY be friends with DA BRAT. They are not the same kind of girl first of all where they would just be friends they don't have anything in common. Mariah like pinks and hello kitty and DA BRAT well she don't. So the only logical reason they could be so close is because they are lovers.

* If you listent to Da Brats single from a while back titled: I'm in love with you (or something like that) at the ends she speaks over the music and says MC i'm in love with you etc............ coincidental I THINK NOT*

FOR MY READERS I HAVE ATTACHED THE VIDEO WITH THE SONG SHE SAYS IT WHEN THE VIDEO IS AT 3:28 SO PRESS PLAY
Did she really think no one would pay attention to that?

TEYANA TAYLOR: DICK DYKE, UNDERCOVER LESBIAN, BISEXUAL???

SO WHAT THE FUCK IS REALLY THE DEAL WITH FINE ASS TOMBOI, STEM, FEMME TEYANA TAYLOR?

I mean one minute she all studded out then the next minute she's all booed up with some damn boy. Well I can at least give her credit on the fact that she picks the right boys (well kind of) I mean Drake is a cute and definately on a come up and Chris is talented but the whole thing with Rhianna doesn't sit well with me. Well then again Chris may not be able to handle Teyana like that.

The sad part is she the only possible Dick Dyke that I would still give the business too.

Another sidenote if there is any truth to Teyana and Chris that fucked up because Teyana be all up in Rhianna face.

(NOW I'M WONDERING IS THIS SOME KIND OF FUCKING ORGY?)

SOLO STAR SOLONGE SUPPORTS THE GAYS

So this year at Gay Pride , Beyonce's little sister did the damn thang in a rainbow flag cat suit. This did not surprise me though because I remeber one time I was her on myspace being nosey and she had some pics of her BFF That was a Stem and I was like oh really. I went back to find them but I couldn't find them anymore papa Knowles probably made her take them down. But if they out there I will find them!

KEYSHIA COLE IS THIS THEY WAY IT IS?

(AMINA LOOKS SO DAMN UMCOMFORTABLE IN THESE DAMN GIRL CLOTHES)

MediaTakeOut.com is hearing whispers that R&B singer Keyshia Cole has taken a female companion on tour with her. And according to a person who works with the tour, the young woman and Keyshia appear to be a little more than just close pals.




Here's what the tour insider told MediaTakeOut.com:



[The young woman] goes everywhere with Keyshia and nobody knows who she is. She doesn't have any official role, but she's there every night to offer Keyshia moral support and the two of them seem to go everywhere together.


I think there's something going on because this girl is a straight butch. She wears baggy clothes and wifebeaters and has that whole look. If you don't look at her closely, you might not even know she's a woman.




Maybe there's nothing going on between her and Keyshia, but I just think it's strange that Keyshia brought her along.

( I WONDER WAS THE WOMAN IN QUESTION KEYSHIA'S ARTIST AMINAH?)

* I LOVE KEYSHIA'S NEW LOOK AND SOUND THE BITCH IS BAD*

HANNAH NO-BANANA MONTANA?

*disclaimer I love Hannah Montana and Miley but this is a blog about lesbian celebrity gossip so therfore she has to be here**

So when these picturese surfaced everyone was like Hanah no-banana Montana then Miley was like no thats just my friend it was just a normal sleepover!!! I can't believe everyone is making this so bad.  When I saw them i was like iooooonooo Miley I had these same sleepovers when I was your age and look at me now. Matter fact that is one of my tips on how to turn a straight girl gay ( read the blog too) is invite them to a sleepover!! You be judge!

But shit i gotta agree with Lil Wayne in about 3yrs holla at me Miley Cyrus.

(i guess Miley is really having a party in the usa)

Da Brats in jail and Her girl went straight?

Below is a video taken by someone at Da Brats Birthday party at Club Miami in Atlanta thrown by super lesbian party promoter Traxx Girls, in the video the Brat hints to the fact that the Exotic Sexy ass Girl may have went down on her before, which points gay to her sexuality and the female. That was enough to get me and the crowd excited so imagine how excited I was when I met this same girl at a Local Hooters at Cumberland Mall, I was like...........................................(continued under movie)

DA CONFESSION_0001
by O1LT

 I was telling my home girl Chaz Santiago aye I know that girl, she was like you don't know her I was like yeah I do that is the Da Brats girlfriend, I seen them at club Miami booed up! Chaz was like Naw she too fine for the Brat, anywho (we will call her Y for now) Y came and ended up being our waitress and on her little HOOTERS pouch was a picture of  Her, Da Brat, another girl, and Mariah Carey on some damn vacation all in bikinis (except da brat) I was Like Chaz I told you I knew her. So of course I asked to see the pic to confirm and it was definatley who I thought it was. Well after that night me and (Y) bonded because I frequent Hooters alot, so we talk exchange stories and gossip blah blah, Anyway one weekend I went in and (Y) introduced Chaz and I to her boyfriend, He was a cute little asian guy who obviously had money and zero patience. He was like I'm ready to go , she was like wait I have to clock out, he left out anyway and went and sat in the car I think, If you don't believe me go visit the Hooter in Cumberland second shift and she will definatley be there.


*No shade to (Y) OR THE DA BRAT, I LOVED THE BRAT SINCE SECOND GRADES WHEN I WAS ROCK PLAITS WITH NO BOWS AND SINGING FUNKDAFIED, AND (Y) WELL THATS MY GIRL*

KING LATIFAH???

IS QUEEN LATIFAH GOING TO FINALLY ADMIT THAT THE WOMAN IN THE ABOVE PHOTO IS HER GIRLFRIEND OF FOUR YEARS? ACCORDING TO RELIABLE SOURCES QUEEN LATIFAH AND HER 4 YEAR GIRLFRIEND ARE GOING TO FINALLY PUBLICALY COME OUT AND ANNOUNCE THEIR ENGAGEMENT!!!

 Jeanette Jenkins aka Mrs. Queen Latifah for the last 5 years has only been introduced as her trainer, if that is the case then somebody please give me the phone so I can fire her myself. Queen Latifah hasn't lost any weight in the last five years, I would at least be satisfied with a pound a year, a dress size a year, something Damn! LMAO, (trainer my ass) Reliable sources also have said that the reason Queen doesn't want to come out is because she knows some people aren't as accepting of Gay marriage!!

Well I am really excited for Queen and her Fiance, and to all the haters yall better leave the Queen alone before she.............

SET IT OFF

HOW TO TURN A STRAIGHT GIRL GAY IN 7 DAYS!!

 So it has been brought to my attention by alot of my lesbian friends that nothing is sexier to them than turning a straight girl into a pussy licking strap feening monster, and because I have conquered this task many times I have decided to share some of my tips with my friends and my readers enjoy. Read them and pass them on because I figure if the majority of girls are gay then the government will not have any choice but to let us marry.

Tips

1.Play the Best Friend Role: Give her advice on her boyfriend, go shopping together, go out to lunch, (pick up the check) send her random text messages daily, exchange secrets (even if yours isn't a real one) tell her you bored and yall should have a sleepover. All these thing is helping you build her admiratin and trust.

2.Promise her financial gain: Don't confuse this with given a bitch your money, only the promise of it will be enough to keep a straght girl holding on. I don't mean to offend anyone, actually I don't care but most straight girls I know are gold diggers. So one day when yall texting let her know you admire her independence and you are so proud of her and that if she ever needs your help with anything you are there for her because you know its hard trying to be independent. *sidenote this can only work if you are not broke as hell yourself*  she will jump on that like bee's to honey. Guranteed she will text you back "thanks babe wink"

3. Invite her over to your place to chill, and randomly have your strap out: So you invite her in have it like on the side of the sofa, you know a place where you could have accidentally left it, leave it there until she sees it and ask what is that? This is your chance to let her know how good you puts it down so respond like "My dick, me and my girl was using it last night and I almost through my fucking back out beating it in" I know this sounds vulgar and harsh but trust it will be just the statement to get the gears in her lil imagination going. She will probably act like she's appalled but trust she's not she really curious. This is usually where the questions begin "I mean what is it like to fuck a gir" "What does it feel like?" this is your time to slide a joke in there like " I can always show you.....lol" (knowing you dead ass serious)

4. Text her Randomly borderline gay texts: Starting with the words Bae, Baby, Babe, Boo, Sweetie, and Sweetheart! She will get the message and start wondering if you like her not.

5.Invite her to the Gay club: This is her time to see you interact with other girls, and her time to see if this is something she could actually see herself doing. Make sure this isn't a night where you think some drama might pop off, then she will be like "I don't know how you can be GAY, GAY girls are full of drama!" Make sure its a fun night, so she will go home thinking damn they have fun.

6. Invite her over for a sleepover and scary movie: Hold her hand while yall watch the movie, Most straight girls don't think much of holding hands and being close with their friends, when the movie is over give her a big shirt to sleep in no bottoms, Make sure you lay in the bed where you are close, but not invading her space this is tricky, whichever way she sleeps you sleep the same way too so at night you can accidentally spoon, if she wants you, which she probably will if you follow all the tips, she will scoot her ass close to you.............and um u take it form there, but go slow (at first)

-GOOD LUCK

PORN, SEX, AND LIPGLOSS?

SO JUST FROM MY FIRST ENTRY YOU CAN ALREADY TELL THIS WILL NOT BE YOUR ORDINARY BLOG.........BECAUSE I'M NOT ORDINARY. OKAY ENOUGH WITH THE SMALL TALK LETS GET TO THE FUCKING!

(PLAY THE VIDEO TO SEE HOW STRAPPING A GIRL IS SUPPOSE TO BE LOOK)



MY FIRST ENTRY WILL BE DEDICATED TO MY FAVORITE CHICK WIT A DICK. PINKY! SHE HAS MASTERED THE ART OF STRAPPING A GIRL BETTER THAN ANY STUD GIRL I KNOW. SHE FUCKS UP, DOWN, LEFT,  AND RIGHT HMMMMMM TRULY FUCKING AMAZING. THIS IS ONE OF THOSE THINGS YOU DO WANNA TRY AT HOME, BUT WITH CAUTION LADIES, YOU DON'T WANNA POP A OVARY OR SOMETHING....LOL...


DID ANYONE NOTICE LACY'S FROSTED LIPGLOSS, FROSTED LIP GLOSS OR LIPSTICK MAKES WOMEN LIPS SO SEXY... MAYBE BECAUSE IT REMINDS YOUR PARTNER OF CUM ON YOUR LIPS. WOW I TRIP MYSELF OUT.


-CHAO TILL NEXT TIME