Saturday, November 28, 2009

"ADVICE" WHY DO YOU WANNA BE GF #2?


(WEB CAM PHOTO PRINCESS WYNTER)



OKAY SO RECENTLY I HAVE BEEN NOTICING THAT ALOT OF GIRLS ARE NO LONGER AIMING TO BE THE ONLY BITCH BUT SETTLING FOR BEING GIRLFRIEND NUMBER 2??
I MEANS THIS APPLIES TO MY STRAIGHT AND LESBIAN FRIENDS?

WHAT FUCKING KILLS ME IS THEY TRY TO JUSTIFY IT WITH: "I'M NOT THE ONE GETTING PLAYED, HER OR HIS GIRLFRIEND GET PLAYED" *NEWSFLASH* BOO YOU GETTING PLAYED TOO, BECAUSE IF A GIRL DOESN'T RESPECT OR CARE ABOUT YOU ENOUGH TO MAKE YOU THEIR NUMBER ONE PRIORITY THEN YOU ARE GETTING PLAYED, AND WHATS FUNNY IS YOU NOT GETTING PLAYED BY THEM BITCH YOU PLAYING YOUR FUCKING SELF. (EXCUSE MY LANGUAGE BUT THIS IS SERIOUS)

BY ACCEPTING THE TERMS OF THIS BULL SHIT ASS CONTRACT YOU ARE SAYING, I AM NOT GOOD ENOUGH TO BE THE MAIN, I DON'T DERSERVE THE BEST, I DESERVE WHATEVER IS HANDED TO ME, AND FUCK GETTING WHAT I WANT, I AM GOING TO TAKE WHAT I CAN GET. WHEN YOU AGREE TO BE SOMEBODY'S GIRLFRIEND NUMBER 2, OR MISTRESS, OR SECRET LOVER OR WHATEVER THAT WHAT YOU ARE SAYING TO THEM AND PEOPLE WHO KNOW YOU.


WHICH IN THE END THEY WILL PROBABLY NEVER MAKE YOU GF NUMBER 1 BECAUSE THEY WILL NEVER RESPECT YOU SO EVEN IF THEY BREAK UP WITH GIRLFRIEND NUMBER 1 AND THEY GET A NEW BOO, YO ASS WILL STILL BE GIRLFRIEND NUMBER 2!


-THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS BEING A SECRET LOVER ONLY A SIDELINE HOE


"BUT HEY THATS MY OPINION TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK"


Thursday, November 26, 2009

"GAY SHIT" DERRICK FROM BARNEY A RAPPER?


(THE GOOD OLD DAYS ON BARNEY)


(NOW A DAYS)

SOOOO DEREK FROM BARNEY IS A GANGSTA HARDCORE RAPPER NOW? WTF WTF WTF....... LMAO IS NOT EVEN ENOUGH TO SAY. YALL KILLS ME IS STILL NOT ENOUGH, FUCK KILL ME I AM ALREADY DEAD IN THE CASKET WITH THE DIRT, DEREK FROM BARNEY IS A RAPPER NAME GIFTED THE GO GITTA. I DON'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP GO LOOK FOR YOURSEL. VIDEO POSTED BELOW.



(PLEASE WATCH IN ITS ENTIRETY WHEN HER RAPS LIVE)



-I LOVE YOU, YOU LOVE ME, LETS GROW UP AND R.A.P? UM NO

( I MEAN ITS NOT AWFUL. JUST WOW)

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

TYRA (B) GIVING ME A RUSH (DAMN) PICS




(THE LABEL MADE HER PUT THIS ON)

(SHE THREW THEM A MIDDLE FINGER AND PUT THIS ON)



SO ALL MY FANS AND READERS HAVE BEEN BEGGING FOR MORE OF TYRA B. SO HERE YOU GO. HERE ARE PICS OF TYRA STUDDED OUT LIKE YOU ASKED FOR.  OMFG SHE IS SOO EFFIN SEXY. ( SORRY BAE). I STILL CAN'T OFFICIALLY GO ON RECORD ABOUT IF SHE KISS "LIPS" OR NOT BUT AS SOON AS I GET THE GO I WILL. BUT UM IT DON['T TAKE A BLIND MAN TO SEE LIKE I SAID BEFORE SHE AIN'T LOOKING FOR NO BOYFRIED.


ONE OF HER FRIENDS OR SOMEONE WHO KNOW HER POSTED ON MY OTHER BLOG WHY DOES IT MATTER? IT MATTER BECAUSE ITS TIME FOR ONE OF US IN THE LIME LIGHT TO SHINE SO THE PRISM CAN REFLECT OUR RAINBOW LIGHT.


LOOK HOW THEY MADE HER DRESS COMPARED TO HOW SHE WANTED TO DRESS, I WOULD HAVE LOVED TO SEE HER SING STILL IN LOVE WHILE BEING TOMBOY FRESH


-OH WELL ONLY IN A PERFECT WORLD

*SINGING GIVING ME A RUSH RUSH

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DANGER BUST IT OPEN AND U HORNY LESBIANS CAN SEE




(RHIANNA, CASSIE AND NOW DANGER)

She may have smashed the homie but i ain't even mad no more, hell if you look this damn good why keep it to yourself.


-DANGER CAN SMASH MY HOMIES

KELLY FORBES DON'T DROP THE SOAP.......


(KELLY FORBES BEING ESCORTED)


SO I SAW THIS FINE ASS KILLER (LITERALLY) ON SNAPPED ON OXYGEN. SHE IS SO FUCKING PRETTY I CAN'T BELIEVE SHE MURDERED HER HUSBAND!!! SHE SAID IT WAS SELF DEFENSE THEY STILL GAVE HER 21 FUCKIN YEARS.



WHILE I WAS WATCHING HER INTERVIEW FROM JAIL I NOTICED HER WAS BONE STRAIGHT AND SILKY AND I WAS THINKING TO MYSELF DAMN PRISON GOT SOME FLY ASS BEAUTICIANS.


-LMAO I'M GOING TO NEW YORK FOR HER, SIKE

Saturday, November 14, 2009

Rihanna and Ciara dating?????






So Miss Ri-Ri was seen around New York with Ciara dog, and Miss Ri Ri has been filmed more than once with Ciaras dog. This sparked interest because people close to Ciara says Ciara won't let nobody babysit her dogs unless they were a lover or something. What also draws speculation is the fact that Ciara and Ri-Ri tried to get a story going in the media that they were beefing, or fighting over Chris Brown so people would think they didn't like each other and then this shit appears. Ciara all decked out in her stud I mean tom boy gear. I mean we have been hearing the rumors about Ri-ri and we've seen the pictures and some sources close to me in Atlanta say Ciara is not that far from the rainbow.

I am about to go watch Ci-Ci in that like a boy video and hope her and ri-ri breakup....lol just kidding... maybe


-Damn i want one of those dogs.



(ADVICE POST) TO 3 OR NOT TO 3(SOME)! THAT IS THE QUESTION.




(PICTURE OF PRINCESS WYNTER)


So the constant relationship advice question lesbians want answered is should they have a threesome or not to make their partner happy. How I feel about Hell Fuck No, but if you do here is a few no-no's


  1. .If your partner wants the threesome make sure you pick the third party, Now when you pick the third make sure she is not more attractive than you, you don't want your girlfriend walking around after the threesome wondering if she made the right choice

2. Don't let your girl and the third makeout with each other, Kissing is too fucking personal, and it may iniate so unwarranted emotions,

3.Most rookies make the mistake of wanting their friend to be third. This is a mistake because what if that bitch got some good pussy, not better than yours just good then you got to worry about these bitches creeping on the side,

4.Don't let your girl give the third head, let the third give you head while your bitch fucks her from the back. I say this because head is super personal and by her eating your pussy it keeps her submissive to you and by your bitch fucking her it let her know that you all are in charge and your're the head bitch.

5.The third is not allowed to give any direction at all , she is merely there as a toy to please you. DO NOT LET HER FORGET THAT.

6. Make sure the third does not spend the night, its akward and her spending the night with you is to comfortable this she be a professional setting she needs to leave as soon as this is over.

7. Have Fun.

8. DO NOT LET YOUR PARTNER EXCHANGE CONTACT INFO WITH THE THIRD, BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE IF THEY WANNA HAVE A THREESOME SOMETHING MAY NOT BE RIGHT IN YOUR RELATIONSHIP ANYWAY.

MAYA ANGELOU WAS A LESBIAN PROSTITUTE MADAM!!!



I was so excited to find out that Maya Angelou had a connection to us. You know the rainbow kids. I always got that vibe from Ms. Maya, you know that she might be a stud in femme clothes. So I did some research and was delighted to find out that she was a madam of lesbian prostitutes.


Now of course this also made me wonder; Damn are there really lesbians going around looking for pussy to pay for. It just seem unbelievable because usually you associate prostitutes with dirty pussy and lesbians have to be really intimate with a girls pussy to have sex soooo are there really lesbos out there who wanna pay for dirty pussy???



-Excited and Wondering?

STOP FUCKING SAYING THATS SO GAY!!! (thank you)



(Wanda Sykes THATS SO GAY PSA)


I love these fucking ads, I get so fucking annoyed when people say thats so gay! LIke what if I'm at the mall and i see an ugly sweater and my friend ask me if i liked an ugly sweater and I was like "hell naw thats so fucking straight" lmao. Event though i have thought it, i never said it aloud in public.


-Please Retweet and REpost this and link it to me.

I LOVE MILEY BUT SHE HATES GAYS??? or maybe just her ex gf??



So during one of Miley's performances she changes the words you're vain, to you're gay as reasons that she hates someone.... ...



I am shocked to say the least especially after miley had her own lesbian scandal going on, Maybe she mad at her ex gf so she singing You're gay to piss the girl off. Or maybe her ex boyfriend gay. Who knows but I dont think miley confused ass should make this mistake again.


-love Ya Miles

Friday, November 13, 2009

ALICIA KEYS LESBIAN PICS FINALLY?



So the paparazzi caught Ms.Keys and her LESBIAN New York state of mind on vacation. The snapped photos of her and a mysterious woman hugging by the pool and holding hands as they walked around, The women arrived together sooo why would they need to participate in a long embrace by the pool side.


-please please be true

FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER TO KNOW ALL THE SCOOP.
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KELLY FROM SAVED BY THE BELL AND THAT GIRL FROM 90210





(KELLY AKA TIFFANY AMBER THESINS GETTING IT IN)


SO IN THE PAST KELLY HAS BEEN SEEN WALKING AROUND CALIFORNIA HOLDING HANDS WITH JENNY AND MAKING OUT.

NO WONDER SHE KEPT BREAKING UP WITH ZACK.

SOLANGE KNOWLES BISEXUAL???





SO SOLANGE KNOWLES HAD A BIRTHDAY PARTY AND TOO MANY SURPRISE LINDSAY LOHAN AND GIRLFRIEND SAM ATTENDED. EVERYONE WAS OVERHEARD SAYING I DIDN'T KNOW THEY WERE COOL. RIGHT! OF COURSE THERE ARE ALSO THE RUMORS THAT STARTED WHEN SOLANGE WAS SEEN HANGING OUT WITH A GIRL BOY WHO IS ONE OF HER CLOSE FRIENDS!!!


MMMHMMM BIRDS OF A FEATHER FLOCK TOGETHR.

(IS THAT WHY SHE SHAVED HER HEAD)

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

JACKIE WARNER DOESN'T NEED A PUNCHING BAG SHE HAS A GIRLFRIEND???


(JACKIE WARNER AND A BOO)


So let me start of by saying i have a huge crush on Jackie Warner, she actually reminds me alot of the woman I dated in Atlanta. I say woman because she was 1000 years older me. LOL. She was very influential, She was in the industry and she was super strong. However unlike Jackie she did not put her fucking hands on me. So supposeldy Bravo reality star Jackie Warner's ex girlfriend Mary Aloe has filed a restraining order on her citing that twice Jackie has put her in the hospital. I would sue the fuck out of Jackie if I was her, you got to hit them where it hurts. fuck a damn restrianing order.

I think women with money and power think they can control everthing around them, including you. Even though my ex wasn't physically abusive she was veberally.


-SAD CUZ SHE IS TOO CUTE

PLAYMATE NO LONGER A LESBIAN...DAMN



(STEPHANIE ADAMS)


Stephanie Adams is the first Playboy Playmate to come out of the closet and coincidentally the first one to also go back in. UUUggggh i hate when the go back to the other side. Damn Damn
damn Damn! Stephanie is engaged to be married ot man soon. \

-damn damn damn

MARCIA BRADY GAY AND NAKED?




(THE SISTERS PICTURED ABOVE)


SO AMERICA'S SWEET HEART MARCIA BRADY AKA MAUREEN MCCORMICK RELEASED A BOOK IN 2008 SAYING THAT SHE HAD A CRUSH ON HER CO-STAR EVE PLUMB AKA JAN BRADY.

ITS SO FUNNY BECAUSE AMERICA'S MOST WHOLESOME SHOW HAD SO MUCH GOING ON BEHIND THE SCENE.


-HERES A STORY ON A LOVED LADY....LOL

Monday, November 09, 2009

TYRA B OUT OF THE CLOSET YET??




UM SORTA KINDA, ALMOST, MAYBE! SOO TYRA POSTED A VIDEO THIS YEAR FOR HER BIRTHDAY STUDDED THE FUCK OUT, I MEAN HAT, BAGGY JEANS BUTTON DOWN AND ALL, AND IT JUST WOULDN'T TAKE A BLINDMAN TO SEE SHE WAN'T LOOKING FOR NO DAMN BOYFRIED. HOWEVER TYRA HASN'T SAID ANYTHING PUBLICALLY YET, SO WHEN SHE TELLS ME HER OFFICIAL ANSWER (WHICH BETTER BE SOON LOL) I'LL TELL YALL.


(PICTURES ABOVE IS APPARENTLY FROM HER DOWNELINK PAGE)


-CROSSING MY FINGERS.


SHE STILL CUTE GAY OR NOT AND I STILL GOT A CRUSH ON HER.


TEYANNA TAYLOR UNDRESSING IN FRONT OF THE CAMERA




So apparently my baby momma aka Teyanna Taylor was doing a web cast video for her fans, and forgot to turn the camera off while she was undressing so her pink bra was broadcasted all across the nation.

I'm so mad that i wasn't watching that day.

-Damn

DANITY KANE AUBREY O DAY, GAY???


(Aubrey making out with her boo Heiress Lydia Hearst of the Hearst publishing company)

SO ONE OF DIDDY'S FORMER DANITY KANE DOLLS, HAS BEEN CAUGHT IN PUBLIC MAKING OUT WITH A GIRL AND SHE HAS BEEN ON RED CARPETS EVENTS INTRODUCING THIS FUGLY LOOKING GIRL AS HER GIRLFRIEND. (NOT THE MODEL PICTURED ABOVE) ANOTHER GIRL.  Picture posted at the bottom. YAAAAY FOR AUBREY, SHE LANDED HERSELF A BILLION DOLLAR HEIRESS, SHIT WHO NEEDS A BADY BOY RECORD DEAL??



Sunday, November 08, 2009

RIHANNA NUDE PICS, PLUS MISTAKES NOT TO MAKE SO THAT YOUR EX CAN'T BLACKMAIL YOU



(RIHANNA PICS LEAKED BY HER EX)

1.Be really careful when sending your girlfriend nude pics because if you break up they may end up on the internet, or i know this girl who her ex gf put her pics on facebook and advertised her as a whore.

2.Sharing your internet passwords, when you break up your ex might feel the need to change a few things on your page,

3.Participate in some unusual sexual activity, like threesome girl on girl on girl, or girl girl boy, because you can better believe that when she is hurt she will feel the need to tell everyone.

4. I know this sounds stupid because this is someone you love but be careful what personal information you  share because, when a woman is hurt the go for the things they believe will hurt you the most.

5. When you realize you relationship is going bad start hiding your valueble shit, because they will go after it to get back at you, they may hide it and act as if they don't know where it is, or they may just break it.

6.Also when you feel like the relationship maybe going bad, start getting a back-up plan. because clearly if the relationship starts going bad you don't wanna be in the same house as that person and depends on how the lease is you don't wanna find yourself unexpectanly HOMELESS.

7. DON'T GIVE THEM YOUR PARENTS NUMBER, ESPECIALLY IF YOUR PARENTS DON'T KNOW YOUR GAY, THEY MAY OUT YOU.

-OK BABE STAY SAFE

ARE YOU TOO COMFORTABLE?? IN YOUR LESBIAN RELATONSHIP?


(NAOMI CAMBELL KISSING  A GIRL)


ARE WE TOO COMFORTABLE IN OUR RELATIONSHIPS? I KNOW SOME PEOPLE BELIEVE THAT BEING COMFORTABLE IN RELATIONSHIPS IS A SIGN OF TRUE LOVE, BUT THE IRONY IS IT MIGHT BE THE THING THAT TAKES THE ROMACE OUT OF YOUR RELATIONSHIP. ARE YOU UNSURE IF YOU ARE DOING THESE POTENTIAL RELATIONSHIP KILLERS? CHECK THEM OUT HERE......


RELATIONSHIP KILLERS

1. FARTING: IF YOU ARE LETTING A LITTLE WIND SLIP EVERY NOW AND THEN AND SO IS YOUR PARTNER DON'T FEEL EMBARASSED, ALOT NEW LESBIAN COUPLES MAKE THIS MISTAKE (INCLUDING ME) SO DON'T BE EMBARASSED JUST STOP NOW. IT MAY BE CUTE AT FIRST BUT EVENTUALLY YOUR BABY ITS GONNA START VIEWING YOU AS A GASSY BALL OF FIRE.

2. BURPING: YOUR PARTNER IS NOT GOING TO KEEP THINKING YOU SEXY COMMITING THIS AWFUL GAS INFRACTION.

3.POOPING WITH THE DOOR OPEN:  I KNOW YOU FEEL CONNECTED AND SO IN LOVE BUT ONCE YOUR BABY SMELLS YOUR STANKY BOOTY THE LOVE WILL START TO FADE.,

4.WALKING AROUND WITH YOUR FAT SHOWING, 9 TIMES OUT OF 10 YOUR GIRL DID NOT MEET YOU WITH YOUR BABY T AND BOOTY SHORTS WITH ALL YOUR UNTONED SKIN HANGING OUT.

5. WALKING AROUND LONG PERIODS OF THE DAY WITH YOR HAIR MESSED UP:  I KNOW YOU FEEL COMFORTABLE AND LIKE YOU CAN BE FREE AROND YOUR BOO BECAUSE "YOU ALREADY GOT HER" BUT EVENTUALLY YOUR BOO MAY START TO WONDER WHERE THE GIRL SHE MET AT?

- SO KEEP IT TIGHT MUAH

Saturday, November 07, 2009

SOO EVE AND I LOOK ALIKE AND WE BOTH LIKE GIRLS!!!!


(RAPPER AND STAR OF THE CW SHOW EVE)

SO NOT ONLY DO THE RAPPER EVE AND I SHARE FULL LIPS, OVAL HEAD, AND SLANTED EYES BUT WE ALSO SHARE A LOVE OF GETTING SOME HEAD. EVENTHOUGH I POSTED THIS PIC I AM REALLY PROUD OF MS. EVE. SHE WENT FROM A STRIPPER HOE, TO A TV SHOW.



(THIS IS A PICTURE OF ME, CLERARLY I DON'T LOOK LIKE THE STRIPPER EVE, MORE LIKE THE EVE WITH MONEY)

DEAR DIARY, (WE HAD A BIG FIGHT)


(ME AND HER IN THE MIRROR TAKING PICS)


Dear Diary and Lflg,


I am still in shock from the things that took place on Wensday, after our 150 an hr therapy session no less. I can't believe she and I could get into something so bad that we both felt betrayed and she called the cops on me!!  3 days later and we are both sitting here trying to figure do we forgive and if so how, how do you forgive. The things that occured pushed us both back to dark places and each one of us feel that the other did the worse, so does that make it okay to forgive. Is it okay to forgive because both of us felt ultimately betrayed and hurt. Or do we do what we are dong now, and try to figure out who started this chain of events that pushed us to our limit in other words who was hurt first???

Its so hard when you wanna love someone but your mind like DANGER DANGER do not enter again. Does love conquer all? Can love conquer all? How many chances do you give love? The old me would have said a half of a chance,  but the new me is like unlimted and I don't know who to listen to. I know love isn't going to be perfect but i'll be damn if its awful. I don't know what to do.


-DO YOU HAVE ANY ADVICE FOR US?????

MEAN GIRLS STAR MEGAN FOX LICKS GIRLS


(MEGAN FOX EXPOSED)


(MEGAN FOX ON RIGHT)

SO HONESTLY WHEN I SEEN THIS GIRL IN THE MOVIE MEAN GIRLS I WAS LIKE SHE GAY, AND IF SHE NOT I REALLY WANT HER TO BE. SHE HAD THAT LESBIAN LOOK HERE EYES HAD THAT SLANTED I'M A LESBIAN LOOK....LOL.


ANYWHO DREAMS DO COME TRUE, SHE LIKES GIRLS AND I FOUND THE PICS FROM HER SEX TAPE. YAAAAY ME

-MUAH BABIES

AMBER ROSE BEFORE THE KANYE AND THE MONEY!!


(AMBER ROSE AND TIFFANY)

SO CLEARLY MY NICE PEEPS AT MEDIA TAKEOUT PUT ME UP ON GAME TO SHARE WITH MY READERS, LOOK AT AMBER ROSE BEFORE KANYE'S MONEY, WOW!
THE GIRL PICTURED WITH HER IS HER ON AGAIN OFF AGAIN GIRLFRIEND TIFFANY.

THANK GOD FOR MONEY AND CELEBRITY STYLIST.

-YOUR PRINCESS

Friday, November 06, 2009

IS SHE CHEATING ON YOU?


(ELLEN WITH HER CURRENT GIRLFRIEND AND HER EX)


Do you have that feeling in your gut that your girlfriend maybe cheating on you? Is your lesbian lover make you feel unsure about your relationship, and you need something to help you decide whether to stay or move on? Well here are the signs I look for if i think my girlfriend is cheating.


SIGNS OF A CHEATER
(which are also signs that your partner isn't happy)

1. She is making conscious decesion to take her phone everywhere she goes especially to the bathroom, when she goes to shower she takes it with her in there also.

2.Intimacy is slim to none.

3.She gets paranoid if you even pick up her phone to check the time. lol.

4. Every time you are texting someone she wants to know who you are texting. (she is like this becaue she is paranoid, she feels like you are doing the same things that she is doing)

5. She nevers talks on the phone around you. (because she is afraid that the other person may say something offensive)

6. She is incredibly insecure. (all of this is self inflicted stress, because she's afraid that you are doing what she is doing)

7. You can never find her in the club.

8. All of sudden she is hanging out with all these "friends" that you never heard of, you all been dating for five years. lol lol lol

9.None of her friends like you. (because they like her)

10. HER PHONE IS ALWAYS ON VIBRATE....LMAO LMAO

-HAPPY HUNTING

Thursday, November 05, 2009

A FEW THINGS THATS FUCKED UP ABOUT BEING A LESBIAN!


(MADONNA GETTING IT IN)


1. YOU MEET A NEW FRIEND IN THE CLUB, YOU ARE REALLY EXCITED ABOUT YOUR NEW FRIEND, THEN YOU  MEET HER GIRLFRIEND, AND REALZIED DAMN I FUCKED HER GIRLFRIEND.

2. YOUR MEET A GREAT NEW FRIEND, INTRODUCE HER TO YOUR BESTFRIEND, AND THEN YOUR BESTFRIEND REALIZES THATS THE GIRL WHO FUCKED HER OTHER FRIENDS GIRLFRIEND, DAMN LOST A FRIEND.

3.YOU MEET A GIRL IN THE CLUB YALL CHILL FOR AWHILE YOU DECIDE YOU LIKE HER, YOU DOUBLE DATE WITH HER AND HER FRIEND AND REALIZE YOU FUCKED HER BESTFRIEND, DAMN, U SMASHED THE HOMIE

4.YOU AND YOUR FRIEND HAVE THE SAME SECRET CRUSH ON THE SAME GIRL

5. YOU CAN'T BE FRIENDS WITH NEW THE GIRL, CUZ YOUR BESTFRIEND HEARD SHE WAS FAKE.

6. YOU END UP FALLING IN LOVE WITH YOUR FRIENDS OR PLAY SISTERS GIRLFRIEND.

7. YOUR BUSINESS IS EVERYONES BUSINESS BECAUSE WE ARE ALL CONNECTED SOME DAMN WAY

8. THE GIRL YOU ARE TRYING TO TALK TO NOW, YOU ALREADY FUCKED HER GIRLFRIEND (THIS USUALLY ONLY WORKS IF YOU ARE A FEMME(

9.YOUR BESTFRIEND GIRLFRIEND, CHEATED ON YOUR OTHER FRIEND (BUT THEY DON'T KNOW EACH OTHER) TO BE WITH YOUR BESTFRIEND


10. THE COMMUNITY IS TOO DAMN SMALL.


-LMAO MOMENT

Rhianna a Lesbian? Please Please be True




So supposedly Rhi- Rhi and her assitant/friend mellisa are more than just friends. As her assistant the girl travels everywhere with her, holding hands. I guess its okay. Girls hold hands with their boss, right thats normal? lol


-i hope this is true

Wednesday, November 04, 2009

THE LESBIAN SEX PICS THAT VANESSA WILLIAMS DIDN'T WANT YOU TO SEE

THEN SHE SHOULDNT HAVE TAKEN THEM






(VANESSA WILLIAMS GETTING IT IN)

SHIT AND I THOUGHT HER APPEARING PLAYBOY MAGAZINE WAS SCANDALOUS, NO THESE LESBIAN PICS TAKES THE UGLY BETTY STAR TO ANOTHER LEVEL. WELL CLEARLY I AM NOT COMDEMMING HER TO HELL, GET IN WHERE YOU FIT IT.


-DAMN

ANNA NICOLE SMITH LESBIAN PHOTO...PLUS 10 LIES LESBIANS TELL THEIR FRIENDS




LIES

1.NO GIRL YOU SHOULD WEAR THAT TO THE CLUB, NO IT DOESN'T MAKE YOU LOOK FAT, YES I'M SURE!

2.NO YOUR MAKEUP LOOKS CUTE, NO YOU DON'T LOOK LIKE A DRAG QUEEN, YOU LOOK CUTE.

3. NO I CAN'T SEE YOUR TRACK (FAKE HAIR) NO IT DOESN'T LOOK THAT BAD!

4. YOU LOOK BETTER THEN HER NEW GIRLFRIEND ANYWAY!

5. NO I DON'T THINK YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS UGLY, WHO SAID THAT? THEY ARE JUST JEALOUS.

6. I AM SO OVER MY EX, I MEAN I AM REALLY DONE!

7.OOH LOOK AT YO HAIR ... ITS CUUUUUUUUUTE!

8.NO YOU REALLY CAN'T TELL YOUR FOOT IS HANGING OVER ON THAT SHOE.

9.NO I DON'T THINK SHE WOUILD CHEAT ON YOU.

10. I WOULD NEVER TALK ABOUT YOU BEHIND YOUR BACK, ANYTHING I HAVE TO SAY I WILL SAY IT TO YOUR FACE....LMAO


*IF IT MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER IF SOMEONE TOLD YOU THIS IT WAS OUT OF LOVE

-PRINCESS WYNTER


Tuesday, November 03, 2009

5 things every Lesbian needs at the Club


(Princess Wynter getting ready for the club)


1.GUM OR BREATH MINTS, You just don't wanna try to get your mac on, with alcohol or cigarette smoke on your breathe. I have walked away from a lot of conversation because I could smell someones whole damn night on their breath!!

2.CELL PHONE: YOU NEED THIS TO COLLECT NUMBERS OF GIRLS YOU WANT, AND ALSO TO PUT GIRLS NUMBERS IN YOUR PHONE WHO YOU DON'T WANT TO HAVE YOURS. ALSO IN CASE OF EMERGENCIES TOO OF COURSE.

3. BODY SPRAY: NOT SAYING ITS YOUR FAULT BUT THE CLUB GETS HOT AND YOU CAN GET SWEATY, THE MIX OF CLUB SMELLS AND SWEAT IN YOUR CLOTHES IS DEFINATELY NOT APPEALING.

4. BRUSH, HAIR TYE, AND BOBBY PINS: THIS IS CALLED YOUR EMERGENCY KIT, IF YOU ARE A PARTY GIRL LIKE ME YOU NEED THIS TO GET YOUR HAIR BACK INTO FLAWLESS MODE AFTER A NIGHT OF GRINDING.

5. LAST BUT NOT LEAST YOUR GIRLS: THEY SERVE SO MANY FUNCTIONS, THEY CAN BE YOUR MESSENGER TO TELL A GIRL YOU THINKS SHE'S CUTE. YOUR ESCORT TO ESCORT YOU A WAY FROM A UGLY ASS GIRL. YOU PERSONAL ASSISTANT WHO LETS UGLY GIRLS KNOW YOU DON'T LIKE THEM, AND YOUR DIARY WHO YOU GO OVER ALL THE DETAILS OF THE NIGHT WITH.

Monday, November 02, 2009

WHY I DON'T LIKE MARTIN LUTHER KING'S DAUGHTER!


(BERNICE STANDING NEAR HER FATHERS GRAVE)

Besides her hair is jacked up and her fashion sense sucks for someone who is always photographed, she had the nerve to publicly denounce gay-marriage, and if that wasn't bad enough she used her farther name to back it.  She stood in front Martin Luther Kings Jr's grave (God bless his soul) and denounced gay marriage she said something to the effect that their is no doubt in my sanctified mind that my father did not march for gay rights!!!

Before her passing though, Coretta Scott King said she believed her husband would have march for gay-rights.

The irony of all this is Bernice is the new President of the Southern Christian Leadership Conference, the first woman to hold this title. The Southern Christian Leadership Conference mission is to challenge all people of good will, of every persuasion, who believe in the principles espoused by Martin Luther King, Jr. to join us" Well wouldn't it be nice if the President of the SCLC stood by this too..........


EQUAL RIGHTS FOR ALL BERNICE!

-DISGUSTED

THE ART OF PU$$Y Licking



Is there a right way to give head? Maybe! Buts it definately always a better way! Wanna step your love making game up? Here are some tips to make sure you stay a(head) of the game......lol



TIPS TO GOOD HEAD



START AT THE TOP: Good head does not start at the bottom it starts at the top! Whisper in her ear, lick on her neck,  tell her how bad you want it. Women are very verbal, especially during sex, so the more you talk to her the more excited she will become. The anticipation from the foreplay is going to drive her insane, so when you finally do get in between her thighs it will feel amazing.


PLAY WITH THE TWINS:  Most women have a nerve if you will that goes from their nipple to their vagina, the more you stimulate and caress her nipples the quicker you are to getting her clit to come out of hiding. The more exicted and hard a womans clit is the better oral sex feels.

STOP IN THE MIDDLE: Stop in the middle at her belly button and start giving her a sample of what is about to go down in between her legs. Trust if you followed the first two steps by this point she is trying to push your head down their. You have to fight agianst the force and keep playing with her belly button. Lick it lightly, then harder and faster. When you think she can't take anymore stop. You don not want her to come before you get to her hotspot.


NOW ITS TIME TO GO HARD OR GO HOME: Now you have reached her magical place. Start by licking in the spot wher her thigh and pelvis bone connect, make long soft licks. Do the same thing on the other side. If you are doing this correctly she should be moaning in loud in passion. Don't keep you baby waiting any longer ( because that would be cruel) Go head and engulf her entire Vagina in your mouth lips and clit. Now begin to suck softly, Now take your tongue and running up her throbbing slit. ( make sure your hands are holding her hips, so she doesn't get away and because it is a turn on)  Now take your lips and wrap them around the shaft oh her clit and suck softly. Now with your lips still wrapped around her vagina take your tongue and start licking aggresively on her clit while putting pressure on it. One trick I like to do, its silly but it works is HUM. The vibration sends a girl throught the roof. Moaning is also a extra plus.Moan like you eating a 2 pc chicen dinner with your favorite side. The thought of she is bringing you so much plesure will make her lose her shit. PUll of her clit and start tongue fucking her, ( she'll take this only for minute until she is ready to bust.)  Then she will pull your head and mouth back to her clit for you to finsh the job. Move your tongue like you never moved it before and......................THERE GO THE FIREWORKS.


-MUAH
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