Wednesday, December 30, 2009

(STORY)LESBIAN SEX SCENE (OPENING FROM MY BOOK)


(ME UPSIDE DOWN, USE UR IMAGINATION)

Sooo as some of you know I am also an author working on my first book "LIES, LIPSTICK, AND LESBIANS"  and it basically chronicles my life as a teen lesbian up until where I am now... look for it soon but here is an insert from the first chapter! Enjoy

LET THE GAMES BEGIN

Right now, I am somewhere in between dream land and reality. I'm alert enough to feel the heat from her pussy on my ass, but still sleep enough not to know if its morning yet or still last night. It feels good to be spooned up with my baby, Especially after the night we had at the local lesbian club, the sleezy queezy. Ke-Ke she's only 17 and I just turned 18 so thats the only club we can both get in. You slide the bouncer a dub and he acts like your I.d. says 21 if you want him too. We are each other first girlfriend, so all this is still kinda new, scary and exciting. We've been together at least 7 months now and that seems like forever to us. Okay let me get back to last night. So when we pull up at the club ke-ke gets a text and from that point on she starts acting weird. Usually when we get out the car, we hold hands all the way until we get to our destination but not tonight, When I reach for her hand she pretends she is getting something out of her pocket. I pretend I don't notice but I do. I just jot a mental note to bring it up in our next fight.

Once we get in the club Ke-Ke starts looking nervous. "Whats wrong bae"?  I asked. Nothing just chillin, she responded. I know she's lying! And just as if God he self did it, I see whats wrong with ke-ke Sabrina is there. Now Sabrina and Ke-Ke were supposedly bestfriends in middle school, who had no idea each other was gay. Matter fact while Sabrina ass in this club she got a boyfriend at home, fuckin dick dyke! Anyway the found each other all these years later through Ke-Ke's trifalin cousin who met me, liked me, and then introduced her to to bitch who she would eventually cheat with. For the last couple of weeks Ke-Ke and Sabrina been doing some strange shit, staying out late, Sabrina picking her up from school, KE-KE late picking me up from work in my mother-effin car, but everytime I would confront her she would say "Sabrina not even gay"!

Now we at the club she see this bitch and wanna act like she don't know me like that. Before I know it  I had slapped the taste out of that bitch mouth. Nobody is gonna play January Johnson. Sabrina is scary so she didn't even jump in. Everything after that is a blur. All I remember speeding in the car back to the eastside of Decatur; screaming and crying. Really Ke-Ke you gone cheat on me. You gone cheat on me, and every time I felt like it I would hold one hand on the wheel and the other hand would be slapping her ass into the window. Somehow we make it home safely, I park the car and the next thing I know we are fighting inside of my small ass Camry! We eventually went in the house. We were living with her mom then, because she was only 17 and I had dressed finished my first semester of college, I was home for the summer.

We couldn't yell like we wanted so we whispering arguing. She slammed me on the bed and pins me down the next thing I know we are making out, or more so she is trying to kiss me.

Then it starts, she's over me she has me pinned down and she keep whispering "baby i'm sorry" "baby I'm sorry" I don't know what to do but look in her eyes and bite my bottom lip. Before I knew it a single tear drop rolls down my face and I give in to her kiss. Its feels hot and taste salty from my tears. I gently push her away and look in her eyes, "why" "why would you do this to us"? She said "Technically I didn't do anything baby"! Of course I couldn't let it go, I said "You fuckin cheated mentally, you wanted to cheat"  If I wanted wasn't a damn thing stopping me, she responded.  I gave in again and kissed her lying ass again.

It wasn't a regular kiss though, it was one of those kisses that you put your all in. One of those kisses where you talk in your mind and hope they can hear it. I kissed her while I thought this is real love, she isn't gonna love you like this, im your baby and you are mind. I hoped she felt all that when we kissed. She felt something because the next thing I know she was sliding my pants down, I was trying to hold them up to savour the moment but she was forceful. She slid them down and shoved her finger into my super wet pussy.

"Why are you fighting it, you wet as hell" I couldn't say nothing I let my baby work. She released her mouth from my mind and got in a good position so that she could work my body over. With every stroke of her two fingers I felt in my chest. Ahhhh I'm gonna cry I screamed out. She said let it go baby, let it go? I bit my bottom lip again. My baby start going harder and talking to me, Bitch knew I was vulnerable. She finger fucked me harder and asked if I knew she loved me or not? I reluctanly answered YES BABY. Then she asked "you know you the only one for me?" I SCREAMED LOUDER IN A BREATHY VOICE YES GIRL. Then she went in full jack hammer mode, so why the fuck you actin so crazy, why you always trippin, (i'm screaming and crying this whole time, the only answer I could give was I don't know) "you ain't gone leave so stop saying that" "you mine and this is my pussy, do you understand......................... Yes baby! I said.

I knew she was lying, I knew she had cheated but my pussy and my heart had double team my mind.

-to be continued!

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Tuesday, December 29, 2009

NEW PICS OF UR FAVORITE CRUSH






(PICS BY ASHLEY WALKER)



(NEWS) OH IS THAT WHY SOLANGE ACT LIKE THAT?




SOO THE QUICK MARRAIGE, THE QUICKER BUT QUIETER DIVORCE, THE LONG HAIR, THE SHORT HAIR, THE POP SONG THEN THE AFROCENTRIC SONGS.....

BASICALLY THE ABILITY TO NOT STAY FOCUSE ON THINGS IS BECAUSE SHE HAS ADHD!

SOURCES SAY WHEN SOLANGE GOT THE NEWS SHE DIDN'T BELIEVE THE DOCTOR SO SHE GOT A SECOND OPINON! WELL GUESS WHAT THE 2ND DOCTOR SAID, THE SAME DAMN THING...LMAO




-I WONDER IS THAT WHY I KEEP CHANGING MY WEAVE




Saturday, December 26, 2009

(ADVICE) INSPIRED BY LOLA MONROE~ HOW TO RECOVER FROM A T.U.I TEXTING UNDER THE INFLUENCE


(MY NEW PIN UP DOLL LOOK)




(MY TWEETHEART  @LOLA_MONROE)



Soo we've all had those nights where we get wasted out of our fucking mind and we wanna text our ex girlfriends,boyfriends, or lesbian lovers. (not me because i don't drink, thank God) Anywho and then we wakeup the next morning with a text from them saying "i'm glad u contated me, i really missed you" and you thinking what the fuck is she talking about?  (my lesbian friends t.u.i. all the time and my straighties too, and they always call me with what should i do? SO HER ARE MY TIPS TO RECOVER FROM A T.U.I



HOW TO RECOVER FROM A T.U.I (TEXTING UNDER THE INFLUENCE)


  1. DELETE THEIR NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE. AND DON'T RESPOND TO ANYMORE TEXTS AFTER THAT.. (THEY SHOULD GET THE POINT OR BECOME SUICIDAL)
  2. I MEAN I GUESS YOU COULD JUST TELL THE TRUTH, "YEAH THE ONLY REASON I TEXTED UR ASS IS BECAUSE I WAS DRUNK"
  3. HAVE YOUR FRIEND CALL AND TELL THEM YOU WERE DRUNK, (THIS WAY THEY MAY NOT BE SUICIDAL ONLY A LITTLE DEPRESSED)
  4. HIT THEM WITH THE CLASSIC LINE " SEE WHAT HAD HAPPENED WAS" LMAO
  5. TELL THEM SOMEBODY ELSE HAD YOUR PHONE, AND KNOW ABOUT ALL THE INTIMATE DETAIL OF YOUR PAST RELATIONSHIPS AND THEY WERPLAYING A JOKE
  6. CALL THEY BESTFRIEND AND HAVE HER TELL HER IT WAS A JOKE AND THAT U WERE DRUNK OUT OF YOUR MIND
  7. WHEN THE START TEXTING YOU THE NEXT DAY ON SOME DEEP SHIT, BECAUSE OF WHAT YOU SAID THE NIGHT BEFORE JUST RESPOND WITH LOL LOL LOL (NOTHING BUT LOL)
  8. U CAN JUST ACT LIKE YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE HELL THEY ARE TALKING ABOUT
  9. LAST BUT NOT LEAST LIE AND SAY DAMN DID I SEND THAT TO YOU I MEANT TO SEND IT TO MY NEW BOO. (THAT WILL END IT RIGHT THERE)
-LMAO SEE THIS WHY I DON'T DRINK


Thursday, December 24, 2009

(HUMOR)10 things Lesbians and Me want for Xmas


(me and Princess Sexy Davinci)


LESBIAN CHRISTMAS LIST

  1. THE ABILITY TO GIVE HEAD FOR HOURS WITH OUT MY LIPS GOING NUMB
  2. THE ABILITY TO TAKE HEAD FOR HOURS WITH OUT MY CLIT BECOMING OVERLY SENSATIVE
  3. A GIRLFRIEND WHO DOESN'T PLAY BODY GUARD TO ME
  4. A EX GIRLFRIEND WHO DOESN'T PLAY SECRET SERVICE AND WATCH ALL NIGHT FROM A UNDISCLOSED LOCATION....LOL
  5. A STRAP THAT CAN NUT IN A GIRL IF I WANT AND GET HER PREGNANT IF I WANT
  6. A PERSON THAT ACTUALLY TIPS THE PERFORMERS AT THE CLUB
  7. AN ANTI DRAMA MAGIC POTION
  8. AN ANTI BOUGIE SERUM THAT MAKES PEOPLE SPEAK TO ONE ANOTHER INSTEAD OF JUST STARING
  9. NEW BITCHES, IM SO TIRED OF THE RECYLED ONES
  10. A STRAP THAT CONNECTS THE NERVE ENDINGS TO YOURS SO THAT YOU CAN FEEL IT WHEN SHE FEELS IT.

-LMAO MERRY CHRISTMAS THATS IT

Wednesday, December 23, 2009

(PARTY)TRAXX ATL AND TRAXX GIRLS PARTIES BE LIKE SOME MTV SHIT!


(LC AND HEIDI PRATT DON'T DO IT THIS WELL)




(HEY THATS ME AND PR GIRL AVIAN)



(SUGA, SOCIALITE)


(BILLBOARD TOP 100 MELANIE FIONA AND SOME OF THE WHOS' WHO)


(EAZY BELL AND DJ M THE HOST WITH THE MOST)

MTV couldn't have casted a better group of people, and damn sure couldn't have wrote a better script. Friday nite with Traxx and Traxx Girls @ Atl Dreams was unforgettable. Beautiful women,  Soialites and Celebrites. It was like walking into a huge super sweet 16 but a million times better. So if are one of those people who enjoys the fab and finer things in life on a average budget then this is the spot for you. The Decor is amazing, the ambience is funky, hip, cool with a hint of bougie.  So if no other time FRIDAY NIGHT STOP WATCHING PEOPLE LIVE THE GREAT LIFE ON REALITY SHOWS AND GRAB YOUR FRIENDS AND YOUR CAMERA AND MAKE YOUR OWN.

A FEW WYNTER TIPS TO DO TRAXX FAB NIGHT RIGHT
  1. DRESS TO IMPRESS
  2. LEAVE THE DRAMA AT HOME (SOCIALITES DON'T FIGHT)
  3. BRING A COUPLE OF FRIENDS IT MAKES THE NIGHT SO MUCH BETTER
  4. STOP TRYING TO GET IN FREE MAKES U LOOK BROKE ( IF I WERE YOU I WOULD GO THROUGH THE VIP LINE, ITS ONLY ONE NIGHT)
  5. DON'T COME DRUNK UUUGGGH , DRINK WHEN U ARRIVE
  6. ACCESORISE SO THAT WHEN THE LIGHTS HIT YOU YOU SHINE
  7. BODY SPRAY TO STAY FRESH
  8. LEAVE YOUR FRIEND WHO ALWAYS GETS DRUNKS AND EMBARASSES YOU AT HOME
  9. WEAR COMFY SHOES SO WHEN YOU WALK AROUND TO SHOW OFF YOUR OUTIFT NOBODY IS DISTRACTED BY YOUR LIMP
  10. IF YOU GOT BUSINESS CARD BRING THEM TO NETWORK (THAT WHAT BEING A SOCIALITE IS ABOUT)

FRIDAY NIGHTS WITH TRAXX GIRLS @ ATL DREAMS IS YOUR CHANCE TO BE THE SOCIALITE YOU WANT TO BE.


-I'M LOOKNG FOR OUTFIT NOW!



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(Gossip/VIDEO) NiCki Minaj Plastic Barbie/ PlASTIC BOOTY?









I mean uuuh yeah! I mean, Damn i don't even know where to start with this one, Shit you seen the video Her booty did get alot alot alot BIGGER. SO ION KNOW, YOU BE THE JUDGE. I SWEAR BARBIE GETS BETTER WITH TIME.


- I WANNA BIG BOOTY BARBIE FOR CHRISTMAS





(VIDEO/NEWS)ABDC JUDGE SHANE BEING RELEASED FROM JAIL, CHILD MOLESTATION









SOOO I know what you are thinking, I thought he was gay? Well according to one of his former dance students not so much. A young woman has come forth and said Shane molested her from the time she was 12 until she was 15! WTF. Okay I have a few questions, again Wtf? and Why in the hell did she decide to come forward now. I don't know how the young woman is now, but i don know some years has passed. It just looks really suspect like Shanes lawyer said that now that his career is blossoming or whatever now she wants to come forward and say he was touching me and i sucked his dick. Hmmm something don't sit right with this situation never the less Shane has the following charges......4 counts of lewd conduct with a minor under 14 years of age, 2 counts of sexual intercourse with a 14 or 15 year old and 2 counts of oral copulation with a 14 or 15 year old. 

Duh Wynter do the math the bitch is 28 now, really! Yeah no i really think this is a gold digger mover, girl whatever. What is the statue of limitations in california?


Friday, December 18, 2009

(EDUCATION) ARE GAYS AND LESBIAN TO BE TOLERATED ONLY IF THEY WERE BORN THAT WAY?


(WANDA SYKES AND HER WIFE)


By Michael Bailey and Richard Pillard Science is rapidly converging on the conclusion that sexual orientation is innate. It has found that homosexuals often act differently from heterosexuals in early childhood, before they have even heard of sex. A recent study by Simon LeVay, a neurobiologist at the Salk Institute, reported a difference in the hypothalamus, a part of the brain that develops at a young age, between homosexual and heterosexual men.


If true, a biological explanation is good news for homosexuals and their advocates.



Our own research has shown that male sexual orientation is substantially genetic. Over the last two years, we have studied the rates of homosexuality in identical and non-identical twin brothers of gay men, as well as adoptive brothers of gay men. Fifty-two percent of the identical twin brothers were gay, as against 22 percent of non-identical twins and 11 percent of the adoptive, genetically unrelated brothers.



In contrast, research on social factors has been fruitless. [:-)...rjw] Despite many attempts, there has been no clear demonstration that parental behavior, even a parent's homosexuality, affects children's sexual orientation. Cultures tolerant of homosexuals do not appear to raise more of them than do less permissive societies.



Homophobes sometimes justify their prejudice against homosexuals by alleging that homosexuality is contagious -- that young homosexuals become that way because of older homosexuals and that homosexuality is a social corruption. Such beliefs form the core of the organized anti-homosexual movement. If homosexuality is largely innate, this would prove that these claims are groundless.



Given these implications, it may seem surprising that the biological studies disturb many gay and lesbian advocates. Misunderstanding them, the advocates often suggest that the search for a biological cause is motivated by an assumption that homosexuality is an illness. Behavioral scientists, however, have long searched for biological underpinnings of traits such as extraversion and intelligence, which no one considers to be negative. Furthermore, a biological explanation of homosexuality simultaneously explains heterosexuality.



This leads to a more pertinent fear of gays and lesbians, that people will assume that answers to moral questions hinge on the results of scientific study. Should a benevolent view of homosexuality depend on the assumption that it is innate? Are gays and lesbians to be tolerated only if they are "born that way"?



Regardless of what causes sexual orientation, there is no plausible justification for oppressing homosexuals. Reasons that have long been offered -- that homosexuals disproportionately molest children, convert heterosexuals to homsexuality, are mentally ill, betray their country -- have been shown to be false.



But homophobia remains the one form of bigotry that respectable people can express in public. If the long-overdue national debate on homosexuality took place, the poverty of the anti-homosexual case would become readily apparent.



If scientific study of the origins of sexual orientation would not directly resolve the public issue, why do it?



First, in can inform public debate. But equally important is the value of discovery, particularly self-discovery. A gay man with a heterosexual identical twin, both of whom we studied, put it this way: "I accepted being gay years ago, so that's not why I want to know. But sexual orientation is such an important part of my life -- anyone's life -- that I'm still curious why I turned out gay and my brother straight." How could anyone not be curious?



Michael Bailey is assistant professor of psychology at Northwestern University. Richard Pillard is associate professor of psychiatry at Boston University School of Medicine.




Princess Wynter says: I don't care if we were born this way or not, we should be treated equally because we are human beings. Why does a rascist or even a murderer deserve to have more rights than me. Why can they marry and breed, while we are treated like second class citizen.


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(VIDEO) 4YR OLD BOY FOUND IN A DRESS DRINKING BEER!!!




 I mean this story just leaves you speechless. Not only was he wearing his best dressed, that he stole from the little girl next door, but he was drinking a beer. He has seen one to many drag shows in his four years. No i'm just joking this is serious. All through out the video his mother keep saying I don't know how he got out, I don't know how he opened the beer, I don't know how he broke in the neighbors house he's only four.

I think I am beginning to see the problem, you don't know, and he's only four that is a mother fucking problem.

oh and child services said she can keep her child. of course she can.

-WHAT IN THE HELL IS THE WORLD COMING TOO

Thursday, December 17, 2009

(GOSSIP) TREVON AMBER ROSE EX DATES DRAG QUEENS?


(AMBER ROSES EX GF TREVON)

SO TREVON WAS CREDITED AS TIFFANY HAYNES IN THE MOVIE AGRESSIVES WHICH ALSO STARRED KIMORA LEE SIMMONS. ANYWHO THE MOVIE WAS BASED ON A STUD WHO CHASED AND FUCKED DRAG QUEENS. WELL NOW ART MATCHES LIFE BECAUSE TIFFANY BFF WROTE MY GIRL SANDRA ROSE SAYING THAT "TIFFANY AND AMBER STILL TALK, SOMETIMES KANYE CALLS TIFF AND BE LIKE YOU STILL A GIRL LETS GET UP ON THIS THREE, BUT TIFFANY NOT WITH IT CUZ SHE STILL CHASE DRAG QUEENS"



SUPPOSEDLY SHE DATING SOME DRAG QUEEN NOW NAMED TIA.

-OH WHAT TANGLE GAY WEB WE WEAVE!




(GOSSIP) AMBER ROSES EX TIFFANY OR TREVON IS PISSED






OKAY MY READERS CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF MS. AMBER ROSE, AND I CANNOT BLAME THEM. SHE IS SO FUCKING HOT. HERE ARE PICS OF HER AND 2YR GF TIFFANY AKA TRE AKA TREVON.


APPARETNLY TREVON WAS HEARTBROKEN WHEN AMBER JUST UP AND LEFT HER FOR KANYE, WITHOUT ANY FUCKING WARNING. THIS OCCURED AFTER KANYE HAD START BUYING AMBER ALL TYPES OF SHINY THINGS?


-SEE ALOT GIRLS AREN'T GAY THEY ARE BUY-SEXUALS


COULD YOU BE PERSUADED TO BE BUY-SEXUAL FOR THE RIGHT PRICE?

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

(NEWS)LESBIAN PSYCHIATRIC GRADUATE GOES MISSING







(TESSA MOON, AND MITRICE RICHARDSON)


Mitrice Richardson went missing 2 months ago after been released from a L.A. county jail, before dawn the next moring. Mitirice was arrested because she couldn't pay her bill at a price restraunt in l.a. She ordered a steak and a drink. Her bill was 89.00 dollars. When the bill came Mitrice said she couldn't pay it and she was from Mars, this prompted the restraunt to call the police, Mitrice was release with no money, no car keys, no cell phone and no purse. No one has seen her since. Her girlfriend Tessa Moon has made a plea to the media to bring Mitricre home. If you have any information please call (213) 485-2531.


There is a 25,000 dollar reward.

(NEWS) GEORGIA ELECTS LESBIAN CONGRESS PERSON


(SIMONE BELL)


I HAVE TO SAY I AM REALLY PROUD OF MY STATE FOR TRYING TO TAKE A STEP FORWARD IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION.  SIMONE BELL IS THE FIRST AFRICAN AMERICAN LESBIAN IN GEORGIA TO BE ELECTED TO THE HOUSE OF REPRESENATIVES.


KUDOS TO YOU SIMONE AND THE STATE OF GEORGIA.

-HOPEFULLY WE CAN GET GAY MARRIAGE LEGALIZED SOON

(LESBIAN HUMOR) ONE SIDED LOVE



(DREW BARRYMORE KISSES A GIRL)



Its nothing worse or more pathetic than loving someone more than they love you PUBLICALLY!(MY OPINION)

EXAMPLES

1.Twitter: You tweet, I love her so much, I miss my wife, I love my wife,
When you read her tweet it says, Man Im hungry, Uuugh I'm so bored, Ooh this my favorite show,
People who are reading this is thinking damn she look pathetic, damn her girlfriend don't feel the same way.
and too a professional eye like mines I'm thinking damn she cheating on her like hell, or damn she telling everybody else she don't like her like that.......lmao it usually true

2.Myspace, Downelink, Facebook: She is all over your page, you wrote a full paragraph about her, you posting bullentins about her,
But on her page: You are absolutely, Postively, no where, not even in the photo album, and again we thinking
damn dog chill out cuz she don't like you like that, she just using you to get through these winter months or unitl she finds somebody else to settle down with,

3. Your signature on your text messages say: I'm hers, Or taken by the best or whatever other personal random ass bull shit you want to write about,
Her signature says: Try it out, Its all about me, Miss Independent..... lol

4. Everytime you speak of her you say my bae, my girlfriend, the wife
Everytime she speak of you she says, me and her, she, them, whatchamacallit....lmao

5. You tatted up,
She was at home telling everybody how yo dumb ass got her name tatted on you
(not my gf though I don't believe in tatoos period)

6.IF IT WASN'T FOR YOU NOBODY WOULD KNOW YALL WERE TOGETHER, HELL NOT EVEN YOU.



-LMAO IF YOU GOTTA FRIEND GETTING PLAYED LIKE THAT
SEND THEM TO MY BLOG


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(ADVICE/VIDEO) You don't have to be ugly!


(web cam photo of me)

FLYY. FLAWED, OUTGOING, CONFIDENT, CONCEITED, these are a few things that make of my beauty personality. This are the things that seperate me from the rest of the girls.

Soooooo where do I start with this? Alot of people stop me when i'm out (true story) and they like you are sooo pretty omg, this omg that! I BLUSH, I SMILE AND I THANK THEM. In my mind i'm thinking 1. I DON'T THINK I AM STOP EVERYTHING YOU ARE DOING AND RUSH OVER AND TELL ME HOW PRETTY I AM. AND 2. YOU CAN BE JUST AS PRETTY.


Granted there are some natrually beautiful people in the world, but everytime I am in the room with them they get overlooked. Which made me wonder early on in life, why aren't men and women flocking to her, she is just as pretty natrually. Its because beauty its more than a look, more than just a personality, more than just a dress, more than just style its all those things in one, plus time and effort. Even if you are natrually pretty you have to put the time in to highlight your features.

SO HERE ARE A COUPLE OF VIDEOS OF MY DAILY MAKEUP ROUTINE SO YOU CAN HIGHLIGHT YOU FEATURES AND LOOK FAB. "TAKING THE U OUT OF UGLY"





I hate to say this but especially in the LGBT community looks are important, its so bad people will tolerate you bad attitude if you are cute. So if you want to be a my standard of a happy and fullfilled lesbian you have to keep your self up.


HERE ARE A FEW MORE TIPS TO IMPROVE THE UGLY.

1.BANGS, LOW CUT BANGS: LONG BANGS COVERS HALF OF YOUR FACE.
2. LONG WEAVE OR EXTENSIONS: LONG HAIR AUTOMATICALLY GIVES AT LEAST 3 EXTRA BEAUTY POINTS.
3.PLAYBOY BUNNY CURLS, THIS GIVES YOU EXTRA POINTS ON THE SEX APPEAL METER
4. EYE LASHES TAKES YOU FROM ORDINARY TO EXTRAORDINARY.
LAST BUT NOT LEAST CONFIDENCE: IF YOU CAN CONVINCE YOURSELF YOU ARE THE PRETTIEST GIRL IN THE ROOM, YOU WILL BE ABLE TO CONVINCE EVERYONE ELSE.

                                                              -GOOD LUCK BABIES

Monday, December 07, 2009

KIM, ME, AND LESBIAN WEAVE AND WIGS ADVICE!



(FIRST THING FIRST KIM WIG IS FAB)


OKAY SO LET ME TELL YOU ALL A FUNNY STORY ABOUT WHAT I LEARNED THE HARD WAY ABOUT WEARING A WIG ON THE FIRST DATE SLEEPOVER AT A GIRLS HOUSE I WAS DATING!

SO AFTER OUR DATE WE WENT BACK TO HER HOUSE AND CHILLED, WE STARTED MAKING OUT IN HER BED............ NOW I WAS WEARING A CUTE WIG WITH BANGS AND THIS WAS BEFORE LACE FRONTS THIS WAS JUST A REGULAR OLE WIG. I REMEMBER THINKING THE WHOLE TIME..... PLEASE DON'T LET MY WIG COME OFF, BECAUSE IT KEPT SHIFTING WITH EVERY WAY SHE TOSSED ON THE BED. LMAO


THEN I REMEMBER US BECOMING SUPER INTIMATE AND SHE LEANED UP TO MAKE OUT WITH ME WHILE MY HEAD WAS ON THE PILLOW, SHE PLACE HER HANDS ON BOTH SIDES OF MY HEAD AND MY "HAIR WAS UNDER HER HANDS, AND I WAS THINKING IF I MOVE MY WIG IS GONNA SLIDE BACK....


SO FROM THAT POINT ON I PROMISED TO ONLY WEAR TRACKS, SEW INS, MICROS OR NOW A LACE FRONT ON A FIRST DATE SLEEPOVER. I COULDN'T ENJOY MYSELF BECAUSE I WAS TOO SCARED MY DAMN HAIR WAS GONNA COME OFF.


THEN I KEPT WAKING UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT CHECKING MY HEAD TO MAKE SURE MY WIG HADN'T SLID OFF IN MY SLEEP

-EACH ONE TEACH ONE
(LEARN FROM ME)

-

SINGER CHER'S DAUGHTER IS NOW A MAN. (CHAZ BONO)



 
 

 
 




FIRST LET ME START OF BY SAYING CAN U BLAME HER FOR TURNING INTO A BOY, I MEAN IF MY MOTHER WAS CHER AND I LOOKED LIKE THAT I WOULD WANNA BE A BOY TOO.  SO NOW AT 40 FORMERLY CHASTITY BONO NOW CHAZ BONO HAS DECIDED TO GO THROUGH WITH THE FTM SURGERY. ITS LIKE I SAID IN MY PREVIOUS POST SOME GIRLS ARE BORN TO BE BOIS STUDS MEN OR WHATEVER.

CHER SAID SHE IS JUST TRYING TO UNDERSTAND IT.

ALL I HAVE TO SAY IS WHY SHE GETTING ALL THE SURGERIES WOULD IT BE TOO MUCH TO GET A LITTLE LIPO, TUMMY TUCK, FACE LIFT, YOU KNOW JUST A LITTLE STUFF.........


QUESTION? IF A LESBIAN DATES A FTM ARE THEY STILL A LESBIAN?



AMERICAN IDOL GAY RISKY PICS WITH A GIRL.




AMERICAN IDOL WINNER AND OPENLY GAY ADAM LAMBERT CONTROVERSIAL PHOTO WITH A GIRL! OOH THEY HAVE MATCHING NAIL POLISH.


DID YALL SEE HIM ON THE AMERICAN MUSIC AWARDS WE HE KISSED A MAN WHILE HE WAS PERFORMING OF COURSE U DIDNT THE BLEEPED IT OUT, BUT THEY KEPT SHOWING WHEN MADONNA KISSED BRITTANY


FUCKING ABC NETWORK HYPOCRITES THEY CAN SHOW WHEN 2 GIRLS ARE KISSING BUT NOT TWO GUYS....


-FUCK THE TV READ MY BLOG

MISS SOPHIA AND ATLANTA REAL HOUSEWIVES 4 NOH8


(ATLANTA RADIO PERSONALITY AND ENTERTAINER MISS SOPHIA)


(ATLANTA HOUSE WIVE STAR DWIGHT)


(REAL HOUSEWIVES STAR AND SINGER KANDI)



(DESIGNER AND REAL HOUSEWIVES STAR SHEREE)



(BOMBSHELL AND REAL HOUSEWIVES STAR KIM)



-HELL WE WANNA GET MARRIED TO AND DIVORCE AND TAKE HALF


(EVERYBODY SHOULD HAVE THE RIGHT TO TAKE HALF)


TOP MODELS TOP GAY, IS A DAD!!!


(MR. JAY PIC FROM PEREZ)

SO APPARENTLY THIS TOP MODEL DIVA AND JUDGE HAS A 7 YR OLD SON WITH A FRENCH LESBIAN! MMMMHMMM SO HE SAY SHE'S A FRENCH LESBIAN HE MIGHT HAVE A LITTLE STRAIGHT IN HIM. IDK. BUT DAMN THATS FAB. I HAD TO TELL YALL




-ARE U MY DADDY? LMAO

Wednesday, December 02, 2009

GIRLS IN THE FACEBOOK CLOSET!!!! UUUGGHHH


(I HATE FACEBOOK CLOSET LESBIANS)




IT IS NOTHING WORSE TO ME THAN A BITCH WHO'S: 
  1. GAY AT THE CLUB
  2. GAY IN MY BED
  3. GAY WHILE WE FUCKING
  4. GAY AT THE MALL
  5. GAY IN TEXT MESSGES
  6. GAY WHILE SHE IS LICKING MY PUSSY
  7. GAY WHILE SHE BEGGING ME FOR THE DICK (FAKE)
  8. GAY AT HER FRIENDS HOUSE
  9. GAY AT MY HOUSE
  10. GAY ON DOWNELINK

BUT STRAIGHT AS HELL ON FACEBOOK,  MYSPACE AND TWITTER

WOULD YOU DATE A GIRL LIKE THAT?

I WOULDN'T I MEAN I GUESS IT DEPENDS ON HER REASON?

-THATS OKAY IM GOING START OUTING THEY TRIFALIN ASSES ON HERE....LOL


LA LOHAN BOO NEW HAIRCUT? PLUS ARE SOME GIRLS BORN TO BE STUDS???


(SAM LOOKS MUCH BETTER WITH A HAIRCUT)




WHICH BRINGS ME TOO ARE SOME GIRLS BORN TO BE A STUD? OR A BOY -GIRL FOR MY STRAIGHT FRIENDS WHO ARE READING THIS! SAM WITH LONG HAIR WAS NOT AS APPEALING BUT SAM WITH THIS NEW HAIRCUT IS WET PANTY WORTHY.

WHEN OUT ON THE SCENE I SEE A LOT OF CUTE STUDS AND I THINK IF THEY WERE A FEMME I DON'T THINK THEIR LOOK WOULD HAVE WENT AS WELL. ESPECIALLY SOME OF THE UM UM FUCK IT LARGER ONES. A THICK STUD IS CUTE BUT A FAT FEMME IS NOT AS ATTRACTIVE. ( IF I OFFENED SOMEONE SO WHAT GET THE FUCK OFF MY WEBSITE) ANYWHO DON'T GET ME WRONG THERE ARE SOME CUTE FAT FEMMES, SOME I CONSIDER MY FRIENDS BUT ALOT OF THEM DON'T WEAR IT AS WELL AS A STUD.

WHICH BRINGS ME BACK TO THE POINT ARE SOME GIRLS BORN TO BE STUD, YOU KNOW UM FACIAL WISE...LMAO.


CUZ I KNOW I WAS BORN TO BE A FEMME BECAUSE I COULD NOT PULL OF THE LOW HAIR CUT BAGGY JEAN NO MAKEUP THING... AND STILL PULL BITCHES.


-HEY I'M JUST BEING HONEST

WHAT DO YALL THINK?