A FEW THINGS THATS FUCKED UP ABOUT BEING A LESBIAN!

(MADONNA GETTING IT IN)

1. YOU MEET A NEW FRIEND IN THE CLUB, YOU ARE REALLY EXCITED ABOUT YOUR NEW FRIEND, THEN YOU  MEET HER GIRLFRIEND, AND REALZIED DAMN I FUCKED HER GIRLFRIEND.

2. YOUR MEET A GREAT NEW FRIEND, INTRODUCE HER TO YOUR BESTFRIEND, AND THEN YOUR BESTFRIEND REALIZES THATS THE GIRL WHO FUCKED HER OTHER FRIENDS GIRLFRIEND, DAMN LOST A FRIEND.

3.YOU MEET A GIRL IN THE CLUB YALL CHILL FOR AWHILE YOU DECIDE YOU LIKE HER, YOU DOUBLE DATE WITH HER AND HER FRIEND AND REALIZE YOU FUCKED HER BESTFRIEND, DAMN, U SMASHED THE HOMIE

4.YOU AND YOUR FRIEND HAVE THE SAME SECRET CRUSH ON THE SAME GIRL

5. YOU CAN'T BE FRIENDS WITH NEW THE GIRL, CUZ YOUR BESTFRIEND HEARD SHE WAS FAKE.

6. YOU END UP FALLING IN LOVE WITH YOUR FRIENDS OR PLAY SISTERS GIRLFRIEND.

7. YOUR BUSINESS IS EVERYONES BUSINESS BECAUSE WE ARE ALL CONNECTED SOME DAMN WAY

8. THE GIRL YOU ARE TRYING TO TALK TO NOW, YOU ALREADY FUCKED HER GIRLFRIEND (THIS USUALLY ONLY WORKS IF YOU ARE A FEMME(

9.YOUR BESTFRIEND GIRLFRIEND, CHEATED ON YOUR OTHER FRIEND (BUT THEY DON'T KNOW EACH OTHER) TO BE WITH YOUR BESTFRIEND

10. THE COMMUNITY IS TOO DAMN SMALL.

-LMAO MOMENT