(HUMOR)10 things Lesbians and Me want for Xmas

(me and Princess Sexy Davinci)

LESBIAN CHRISTMAS LIST

1. THE ABILITY TO GIVE HEAD FOR HOURS WITH OUT MY LIPS GOING NUMB
2. THE ABILITY TO TAKE HEAD FOR HOURS WITH OUT MY CLIT BECOMING OVERLY SENSATIVE
3. A GIRLFRIEND WHO DOESN'T PLAY BODY GUARD TO ME
4. A EX GIRLFRIEND WHO DOESN'T PLAY SECRET SERVICE AND WATCH ALL NIGHT FROM A UNDISCLOSED LOCATION....LOL
5. A STRAP THAT CAN NUT IN A GIRL IF I WANT AND GET HER PREGNANT IF I WANT
6. A PERSON THAT ACTUALLY TIPS THE PERFORMERS AT THE CLUB
7. AN ANTI DRAMA MAGIC POTION
8. AN ANTI BOUGIE SERUM THAT MAKES PEOPLE SPEAK TO ONE ANOTHER INSTEAD OF JUST STARING
9. NEW BITCHES, IM SO TIRED OF THE RECYLED ONES
10. A STRAP THAT CONNECTS THE NERVE ENDINGS TO YOURS SO THAT YOU CAN FEEL IT WHEN SHE FEELS IT.

-LMAO MERRY CHRISTMAS THATS IT