Tuesday, December 15, 2009

(LESBIAN HUMOR) ONE SIDED LOVE



(DREW BARRYMORE KISSES A GIRL)



Its nothing worse or more pathetic than loving someone more than they love you PUBLICALLY!(MY OPINION)

EXAMPLES

1.Twitter: You tweet, I love her so much, I miss my wife, I love my wife,
When you read her tweet it says, Man Im hungry, Uuugh I'm so bored, Ooh this my favorite show,
People who are reading this is thinking damn she look pathetic, damn her girlfriend don't feel the same way.
and too a professional eye like mines I'm thinking damn she cheating on her like hell, or damn she telling everybody else she don't like her like that.......lmao it usually true

2.Myspace, Downelink, Facebook: She is all over your page, you wrote a full paragraph about her, you posting bullentins about her,
But on her page: You are absolutely, Postively, no where, not even in the photo album, and again we thinking
damn dog chill out cuz she don't like you like that, she just using you to get through these winter months or unitl she finds somebody else to settle down with,

3. Your signature on your text messages say: I'm hers, Or taken by the best or whatever other personal random ass bull shit you want to write about,
Her signature says: Try it out, Its all about me, Miss Independent..... lol

4. Everytime you speak of her you say my bae, my girlfriend, the wife
Everytime she speak of you she says, me and her, she, them, whatchamacallit....lmao

5. You tatted up,
She was at home telling everybody how yo dumb ass got her name tatted on you
(not my gf though I don't believe in tatoos period)

6.IF IT WASN'T FOR YOU NOBODY WOULD KNOW YALL WERE TOGETHER, HELL NOT EVEN YOU.



-LMAO IF YOU GOTTA FRIEND GETTING PLAYED LIKE THAT
SEND THEM TO MY BLOG


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