(ADVICE) INSPIRED BY LOLA MONROE~ HOW TO RECOVER FROM A T.U.I TEXTING UNDER THE INFLUENCE

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(MY TWEETHEART  @LOLA_MONROE)

Soo we've all had those nights where we get wasted out of our fucking mind and we wanna text our ex girlfriends,boyfriends, or lesbian lovers. (not me because i don't drink, thank God) Anywho and then we wakeup the next morning with a text from them saying "i'm glad u contated me, i really missed you" and you thinking what the fuck is she talking about?  (my lesbian friends t.u.i. all the time and my straighties too, and they always call me with what should i do? SO HER ARE MY TIPS TO RECOVER FROM A T.U.I

HOW TO RECOVER FROM A T.U.I (TEXTING UNDER THE INFLUENCE)

1. DELETE THEIR NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE. AND DON'T RESPOND TO ANYMORE TEXTS AFTER THAT.. (THEY SHOULD GET THE POINT OR BECOME SUICIDAL)
2. I MEAN I GUESS YOU COULD JUST TELL THE TRUTH, "YEAH THE ONLY REASON I TEXTED UR ASS IS BECAUSE I WAS DRUNK"
3. HAVE YOUR FRIEND CALL AND TELL THEM YOU WERE DRUNK, (THIS WAY THEY MAY NOT BE SUICIDAL ONLY A LITTLE DEPRESSED)
4. HIT THEM WITH THE CLASSIC LINE " SEE WHAT HAD HAPPENED WAS" LMAO
5. TELL THEM SOMEBODY ELSE HAD YOUR PHONE, AND KNOW ABOUT ALL THE INTIMATE DETAIL OF YOUR PAST RELATIONSHIPS AND THEY WERPLAYING A JOKE
6. CALL THEY BESTFRIEND AND HAVE HER TELL HER IT WAS A JOKE AND THAT U WERE DRUNK OUT OF YOUR MIND
7. WHEN THE START TEXTING YOU THE NEXT DAY ON SOME DEEP SHIT, BECAUSE OF WHAT YOU SAID THE NIGHT BEFORE JUST RESPOND WITH LOL LOL LOL (NOTHING BUT LOL)
8. U CAN JUST ACT LIKE YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE HELL THEY ARE TALKING ABOUT
9. LAST BUT NOT LEAST LIE AND SAY DAMN DID I SEND THAT TO YOU I MEANT TO SEND IT TO MY NEW BOO. (THAT WILL END IT RIGHT THERE)

-LMAO SEE THIS WHY I DON'T DRINK

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