Showing posts with label LESBIAN ADVICE. Show all posts
Showing posts with label LESBIAN ADVICE. Show all posts

Friday, November 06, 2009

IS SHE CHEATING ON YOU?


(ELLEN WITH HER CURRENT GIRLFRIEND AND HER EX)


Do you have that feeling in your gut that your girlfriend maybe cheating on you? Is your lesbian lover make you feel unsure about your relationship, and you need something to help you decide whether to stay or move on? Well here are the signs I look for if i think my girlfriend is cheating.


SIGNS OF A CHEATER
(which are also signs that your partner isn't happy)

1. She is making conscious decesion to take her phone everywhere she goes especially to the bathroom, when she goes to shower she takes it with her in there also.

2.Intimacy is slim to none.

3.She gets paranoid if you even pick up her phone to check the time. lol.

4. Every time you are texting someone she wants to know who you are texting. (she is like this becaue she is paranoid, she feels like you are doing the same things that she is doing)

5. She nevers talks on the phone around you. (because she is afraid that the other person may say something offensive)

6. She is incredibly insecure. (all of this is self inflicted stress, because she's afraid that you are doing what she is doing)

7. You can never find her in the club.

8. All of sudden she is hanging out with all these "friends" that you never heard of, you all been dating for five years. lol lol lol

9.None of her friends like you. (because they like her)

10. HER PHONE IS ALWAYS ON VIBRATE....LMAO LMAO

-HAPPY HUNTING

Monday, November 02, 2009

THE ART OF PU$$Y Licking



Is there a right way to give head? Maybe! Buts it definately always a better way! Wanna step your love making game up? Here are some tips to make sure you stay a(head) of the game......lol



TIPS TO GOOD HEAD



START AT THE TOP: Good head does not start at the bottom it starts at the top! Whisper in her ear, lick on her neck,  tell her how bad you want it. Women are very verbal, especially during sex, so the more you talk to her the more excited she will become. The anticipation from the foreplay is going to drive her insane, so when you finally do get in between her thighs it will feel amazing.


PLAY WITH THE TWINS:  Most women have a nerve if you will that goes from their nipple to their vagina, the more you stimulate and caress her nipples the quicker you are to getting her clit to come out of hiding. The more exicted and hard a womans clit is the better oral sex feels.

STOP IN THE MIDDLE: Stop in the middle at her belly button and start giving her a sample of what is about to go down in between her legs. Trust if you followed the first two steps by this point she is trying to push your head down their. You have to fight agianst the force and keep playing with her belly button. Lick it lightly, then harder and faster. When you think she can't take anymore stop. You don not want her to come before you get to her hotspot.


NOW ITS TIME TO GO HARD OR GO HOME: Now you have reached her magical place. Start by licking in the spot wher her thigh and pelvis bone connect, make long soft licks. Do the same thing on the other side. If you are doing this correctly she should be moaning in loud in passion. Don't keep you baby waiting any longer ( because that would be cruel) Go head and engulf her entire Vagina in your mouth lips and clit. Now begin to suck softly, Now take your tongue and running up her throbbing slit. ( make sure your hands are holding her hips, so she doesn't get away and because it is a turn on)  Now take your lips and wrap them around the shaft oh her clit and suck softly. Now with your lips still wrapped around her vagina take your tongue and start licking aggresively on her clit while putting pressure on it. One trick I like to do, its silly but it works is HUM. The vibration sends a girl throught the roof. Moaning is also a extra plus.Moan like you eating a 2 pc chicen dinner with your favorite side. The thought of she is bringing you so much plesure will make her lose her shit. PUll of her clit and start tongue fucking her, ( she'll take this only for minute until she is ready to bust.)  Then she will pull your head and mouth back to her clit for you to finsh the job. Move your tongue like you never moved it before and......................THERE GO THE FIREWORKS.


-MUAH
HAVE FUN