(KELLY FORBES BEING ESCORTED)
SO I SAW THIS FINE ASS KILLER (LITERALLY) ON SNAPPED ON OXYGEN. SHE IS SO FUCKING PRETTY I CAN'T BELIEVE SHE MURDERED HER HUSBAND!!! SHE SAID IT WAS SELF DEFENSE THEY STILL GAVE HER 21 FUCKIN YEARS.
WHILE I WAS WATCHING HER INTERVIEW FROM JAIL I NOTICED HER WAS BONE STRAIGHT AND SILKY AND I WAS THINKING TO MYSELF DAMN PRISON GOT SOME FLY ASS BEAUTICIANS.
-LMAO I'M GOING TO NEW YORK FOR HER, SIKE

