ARE YOU TOO COMFORTABLE?? IN YOUR LESBIAN RELATONSHIP?

(NAOMI CAMBELL KISSING  A GIRL)

ARE WE TOO COMFORTABLE IN OUR RELATIONSHIPS? I KNOW SOME PEOPLE BELIEVE THAT BEING COMFORTABLE IN RELATIONSHIPS IS A SIGN OF TRUE LOVE, BUT THE IRONY IS IT MIGHT BE THE THING THAT TAKES THE ROMACE OUT OF YOUR RELATIONSHIP. ARE YOU UNSURE IF YOU ARE DOING THESE POTENTIAL RELATIONSHIP KILLERS? CHECK THEM OUT HERE......

RELATIONSHIP KILLERS

1. FARTING: IF YOU ARE LETTING A LITTLE WIND SLIP EVERY NOW AND THEN AND SO IS YOUR PARTNER DON'T FEEL EMBARASSED, ALOT NEW LESBIAN COUPLES MAKE THIS MISTAKE (INCLUDING ME) SO DON'T BE EMBARASSED JUST STOP NOW. IT MAY BE CUTE AT FIRST BUT EVENTUALLY YOUR BABY ITS GONNA START VIEWING YOU AS A GASSY BALL OF FIRE.

2. BURPING: YOUR PARTNER IS NOT GOING TO KEEP THINKING YOU SEXY COMMITING THIS AWFUL GAS INFRACTION.

3.POOPING WITH THE DOOR OPEN:  I KNOW YOU FEEL CONNECTED AND SO IN LOVE BUT ONCE YOUR BABY SMELLS YOUR STANKY BOOTY THE LOVE WILL START TO FADE.,

4.WALKING AROUND WITH YOUR FAT SHOWING, 9 TIMES OUT OF 10 YOUR GIRL DID NOT MEET YOU WITH YOUR BABY T AND BOOTY SHORTS WITH ALL YOUR UNTONED SKIN HANGING OUT.

5. WALKING AROUND LONG PERIODS OF THE DAY WITH YOR HAIR MESSED UP:  I KNOW YOU FEEL COMFORTABLE AND LIKE YOU CAN BE FREE AROND YOUR BOO BECAUSE "YOU ALREADY GOT HER" BUT EVENTUALLY YOUR BOO MAY START TO WONDER WHERE THE GIRL SHE MET AT?

- SO KEEP IT TIGHT MUAH