5 things every Lesbian needs at the Club

(Princess Wynter getting ready for the club)

1.GUM OR BREATH MINTS, You just don't wanna try to get your mac on, with alcohol or cigarette smoke on your breathe. I have walked away from a lot of conversation because I could smell someones whole damn night on their breath!!

2.CELL PHONE: YOU NEED THIS TO COLLECT NUMBERS OF GIRLS YOU WANT, AND ALSO TO PUT GIRLS NUMBERS IN YOUR PHONE WHO YOU DON'T WANT TO HAVE YOURS. ALSO IN CASE OF EMERGENCIES TOO OF COURSE.

3. BODY SPRAY: NOT SAYING ITS YOUR FAULT BUT THE CLUB GETS HOT AND YOU CAN GET SWEATY, THE MIX OF CLUB SMELLS AND SWEAT IN YOUR CLOTHES IS DEFINATELY NOT APPEALING.

4. BRUSH, HAIR TYE, AND BOBBY PINS: THIS IS CALLED YOUR EMERGENCY KIT, IF YOU ARE A PARTY GIRL LIKE ME YOU NEED THIS TO GET YOUR HAIR BACK INTO FLAWLESS MODE AFTER A NIGHT OF GRINDING.

5. LAST BUT NOT LEAST YOUR GIRLS: THEY SERVE SO MANY FUNCTIONS, THEY CAN BE YOUR MESSENGER TO TELL A GIRL YOU THINKS SHE'S CUTE. YOUR ESCORT TO ESCORT YOU A WAY FROM A UGLY ASS GIRL. YOU PERSONAL ASSISTANT WHO LETS UGLY GIRLS KNOW YOU DON'T LIKE THEM, AND YOUR DIARY WHO YOU GO OVER ALL THE DETAILS OF THE NIGHT WITH.